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[Jer]

In my 41st year on Planet Earth, I've finally been told that I need to get glasses.

May I recommend yard glasses…?

 

[Magnus]

In my 41st year on Planet Earth, I've finally been told that I need to get glasses. If I want to get my pilot's medical certificate renewed, that is ...

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[Saapanael]

View attachment 22458?

One needs glasses to distinguish between all those glasses.

 

[giratina]

Prepare for the day when you download a virus onto your work computer and they find out and you have to give a Powerpoint presentation on which sites you visited.

Do not do personal stuff on your work's laptop.

I only visit safe websites so I am not too worried about the viruses, I don't think the company cares too much if I visit websites about music, personal development, cars or normal things. Also many people in my company uses their computers for personal stuff, even my manager.

Try not getting your work computer full of cookies involving women's underwear?

I never visited any website related to underwear on this computer, so I don't know where this comes from. And I always use incognito mode for normal personal stuff.

Also at one period, on my previous work computer I used to receive ads for some gay cruise ship, where I could party for a whole week on a ship full of gay men only. I never visited for anything related to that on that computer.

 

[Saapanael]

Also at one period, on my previous work computer I used to receive ads for some gay cruise ship, where I could party for a whole week on a ship full of gay men only. I never visited for anything related to that on that computer.

We should have a forum meetup on that ship.

 

[MindRuler]

We should have a forum meetup on that ship.

Run Silent Run Deep confirmed

 

[giratina]

We should have a forum meetup on that ship.

Best place for the next forum meetup. I personally did not click on those adds but it it was quite the temptation.

 

[Edfarts 1]

Bummer!! I'll be very busy on that day!

 

[____no5]

We should have a forum meetup on that ship.

We're all in for inclusivity, so straight girls should not be excluded from that ship or any ship.

 

[MindRuler]

I just got an ad for Japanese sushi knifes...

 

[Saapanael]

We're all in for inclusivity, so straight girls should not be excluded from that ship or any ship.

I don’t have anything against straight women either.

 

[Brigantium]

I don’t have anything against straight women either.

Unfortunately....?

 

[Magnus]

Anyone here into Strohmandeln and / or Kosakeln? There are some details re announcing and scoring I'm obviously too dumb to figure out from the Wiki articles.

 

[giratina]

I just got an ad for Japanese sushi knifes...

I have read somewhere that they are expensive AF

 

[____no5]

Anyone here into Strohmandeln and / or Kosakeln? There are some details re announcing and scoring I'm obviously too dumb to figure out from the Wiki articles.

Any chances for a beer in Oslo or Copenhagen this week?

 

[Saapanael]

Unfortunately....?

Unfortunately they tend not to be as interested in me as I am in them.

 

[Edfarts 1]

Me too. In fact when a straight girl sits on my lap it usually gets one thing straight between us.

 

[Edfarts 1]

In my 41st year on Planet Earth, I've finally been told that I need to get glasses. If I want to get my pilot's medical certificate renewed, that is ...

You don't need glasses to fly a plane. Surely you can get a guide dog, who's been trained to fly a plane, to sit on your lap to fly it for you?

 

[Edfarts 1]

Unfortunately they tend not to be as interested in me as I am in them.

I know what you mean. Girls use me as a sex object. When I want sex they object!!

 

[Edfarts 1]

Anyone here into Strohmandeln and / or Kosakeln? There are some details re announcing and scoring I'm obviously too dumb to figure out from the Wiki articles.

Not sure about Strohmandein, but I do like Beef Stroganoff and chips. Does that help you out?