My theory is that Zare was actually a Soviet-vintage COBOL-language artificial intelligence simulation running on a Russian mainframe, and he got sanctioned.
My other theory is that Mosh went on a Caribbean cruise but got lost at sea somewhere around the Dry Tortugas, and has been surviving on a diet of sea turtles and conch.
My other theory is that Mosh went on a Caribbean cruise but got lost at sea somewhere around the Dry Tortugas, and has been surviving on a diet of sea turtles and conch.