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srfc
Ancient Mariner
What a little cunt. I was fully expecting him to send the train down the empty side. Guarantee we will see this guy again in 20 years time after they discover the half eaten remains of many victims in his apartment.
Midnight
The Ever-Present "It"
I think he's just taking the "train crashing into stuff is fun" perspective (although the "uh-oh" makes me doubt it). He is only a two-year old, after all.
As I said to my friend who shared this video: This is what happens when you put Stalin in an ethics commission. He will even derail the train.
Stalin to NKVD: Kill the peasants.
NKVD: done.
Stalin to new NKVD: Hey the old NKVD know I killed the peasants. Kill them.
New NKVD: done.
Stalin to new new NKVD: Hey the old NKVD know I killed the NKVD who killed the peasants...
NKVD: done.
Stalin to new NKVD: Hey the old NKVD know I killed the peasants. Kill them.
New NKVD: done.
Stalin to new new NKVD: Hey the old NKVD know I killed the NKVD who killed the peasants...
My favorite Stalin joke:
Stalin reads his report to the Party Congress.
Suddenly someone sneezes.
"Who sneezed?"
Silence.
"First row! On your feet! Shoot them!"
They are shot, and he asks again, "Who sneezed, Comrades?"
No answer.
"Second row! On your feet! Shoot them!"
They are shot too.
"Well, who sneezed?"
At last a sobbing cry resounds in the Congress Hall,
"It was me! Me!"
Stalin says,
Stalin reads his report to the Party Congress.
Suddenly someone sneezes.
"Who sneezed?"
Silence.
"First row! On your feet! Shoot them!"
They are shot, and he asks again, "Who sneezed, Comrades?"
No answer.
"Second row! On your feet! Shoot them!"
They are shot too.
"Well, who sneezed?"
At last a sobbing cry resounds in the Congress Hall,
"It was me! Me!"
Stalin says,
"Bless you, Comrade!" and resumes his speech.
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That's the most yugoslav boomer joke you'll ever hear.
Travis The Dragon
AFTERGLOW!!!
A goal that we won't probably reach in our lifetime, but it's fun to try.This has two benefits. One, it helps the thread towards the new goal of 1M replies, and two, it removes the need to come up with clever thread titles
Black Abyss Babe
I live for my dreams and a pocket full of gold
What, no-one said happy birthday to Janick yet?!!?
Saapanael
Ancient Mariner
I’m sure you didn’t, since he cut his hair and all.What, no-one said happy birthday to Janick yet?!!?
65 years young! 
Oh cool, now there's my reason to drink tonight.
Black Abyss Babe
I live for my dreams and a pocket full of gold
To be honest the drop curls were the biggest shock
Anyway I've since been reliably assured that it was even shorter to begin with - I guess he must have just decided it had got too tatty and seized the opportunity afforded by the break in touring to chop it all off and start again. Janick's hair is dead - long live Janick's hair
Dr. Eddies Wingman
Brighter than thousand_suns
Hurrah!
Black Abyss Babe
I live for my dreams and a pocket full of gold
So today Janick became the first Maiden band member to qualify for a free bus pass
But somehow I can't imagine him ever needing it ...
But somehow I can't imagine him ever needing it ...
I wouldn't put it past him to use it.
srfc
Ancient Mariner
So today Janick became the first Maiden band member to qualify for a free bus pass
But somehow I can't imagine him ever needing it ...
Nicko already got the bus pass, he even mentioned it on that The Art of Drumming show a few years ago
Black Abyss Babe
I live for my dreams and a pocket full of gold
I know he mentioned being old enough to have one but to actually get it he'd need to be resident in the UK. The whole scheme is administered at local government level (and I'm pretty sure they only cover travel at local level too).
Janick is only the fourth oldest in the band but the older three all live abroad.