Let's try and get 1,000,000 replies to this post

[Magnus]

^Now what Wiz, your browser again?

 

[Magnus]

^Oh. It must be your laptop then.

 

[Magnus]

Unless it's your connection of course...

 

[MindRuler]

they also paint the floors so that's quite quiet work.

Unless they're named Pollock.

 

[Black Wizard]

^Oh. It must be your laptop then.

 

[Magnus]

For conforming to English grammar to the best of my ability, I presume.

 

[Brigantium]

I've just seen a woman wearing a mask out walking her dog. One of my neighbours shouted her over for a chat, so she took the mask off and went to stand right up close to her.

 

[Jer]

^Now what Wiz, your browser again?

Yeah, he switched from Netscape 4 to Lynx to avoid all those pesky media embeds, but now he can’t tell what the emoji are supposed to be...

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

I've just seen a woman wearing a mask out walking her dog. One of my neighbours shouted her over for a chat, so she took the mask off and went to stand right up close to her.

indeed.

 

[Black Abyss Babe]

How did @Natalie and @CriedWhenBrucieLeft even remember this place existed after being gone for over a year?

Actually Cried was gone for exactly a year - this suggests purpose ...

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Actually Cried was gone for exactly a year - this suggests purpose ...

Have a look at when I joined Mfans, BABs. And then look at when The Ancient Mariner (who started this thread) stopped posting...

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Don't know why you're WOW'ing, Wizzy. I literally told you this big truth the day I returned...

I can now confirm that CriedWhenBrucieLeft is the alt. account.

I am The Ancient Mariner.

 

[Black Wizard]

 

[Lampwick 43]

Quick, someone ask him something that only The Ancient Mariner would know the answer to.

 

[Black Abyss Babe]

Have a look at when I joined Mfans, BABs. And then look at when The Ancient Mariner (who started this thread) stopped posting...

I am The Ancient Mariner.

19,685 messages and only 3 "reactions". Doesn't sound like you ...

 

[Lampwick 43]

19,685 messages and only 3 "reactions". Doesn't sound like you ...

To be fair, the "reaction" function didn't exist back when The Ancient Mariner was active.

 

[Lamia020281]

Unless they're named Pollock.

Pollock-style balcony floor paint might actually be quite artistic. I think I'd like that!

 

[Shmoolikipod]

But which one goes where?

 

[Saapanael]

That's a dirty keyboard.

 

[giratina]

Why do you have toothpicks on your desk ?