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Considering the amount of money I've spent on my vest, I don't think a homeless person has access to all the required bits and bobs.
 
It's weird, because the parents nearly pass out if an adult walks anywhere near them. The kids are removed from sight if there's a postman in the street, or the window cleaner, as yesterday.
 
Brigantium said:
It's weird, because the parents nearly pass out if an adult walks anywhere near them. The kids are removed from sight if there's a postman in the street, or the window cleaner, as yesterday.
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The people across the street from us have put up a window display which reads "# STAY @ HOME" across the entire width of the window with all the letters coloured in, cut out and stuck on separately. (They don't do things by halves: they also have the most ostentatious Christmas light display every year, and currently are displaying more union flag bunting than you could ever possibly wish for.)

Anyway, last week they were out in their front garden having a chat with some of their friends, who happened to be passing. The friends stayed outside the front gate and they probably kept the 2m separation between the two groups: however they failed to notice that their immediate neighbour could only get back to his front door (without going through his rose garden) by passing within about two feet of them - ffs don't put up pious, sanctimonious instructions to everyone else and then not do it properly yourself ... :mad:
 
The people across the street who I mentioned above (the ones with all the bunting) have just set up a big speaker in their front garden and are currently broadcasting "The Great Escape" music for the benefit of anyone passing ...

I wonder if they accept requests?
 
Black Abyss Babe said:
The people across the street from us have put up a window display which reads "# STAY @ HOME" across the entire width of the window with all the letters coloured in, cut out and stuck on separately. (They don't do things by halves: they also have the most ostentatious Christmas light display every year, and currently are displaying more union flag bunting than you could ever possibly wish for.)

Anyway, last week they were out in their front garden having a chat with some of their friends, who happened to be passing. The friends stayed outside the front gate and they probably kept the 2m separation between the two groups: however they failed to notice that their immediate neighbour could only get back to his front door (without going through his rose garden) by passing within about two feet of them - ffs don't put up pious, sanctimonious instructions to everyone else and then not do it properly yourself ... :mad:
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We can't go out our front door without wading through whatever toys their kids have dumped on our doorstep, if not actually wading through a pile of kids as well. They treat our frontage as a private play area and socialising area. At least they've stopped them using our front window as a goal net (after I took the ball off the kids a while ago and said they wouldn't get it back until they sent their parents round to ask for it back.)
 
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