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[Travis The Dragon]

I've shook hands with Bruce Dickinson at his book signing, but I suppose that doesn't count.

That counts as pretty fucking amazing to me!

 

[Collin]

Tool in 8 hours! No trains will be involved.

 

[Black Wizard]

Have you ever been on a train Colly?

 

[Yax]

Have you ever been on a train Colly?

He's training to go on one.

Fuck. I did it again. Would somebody put me out of my misery? Three months into being a dad and I'm already the posterboy for crappy dad jokes.

 

[LooseCannon]

Fuck. I did it again. Would somebody put me out of my misery? Three months into being a dad and I'm already the posterboy for crappy dad jokes.

Did you drop the kid on its head?

 

[Black Wizard]

Fuck. I did it again

I played with your heart
Got lost in the game
Oh baby baby

Fuck. I made a pun
I'm almost done
I'm not that innocent

 

[Collin]

Have you ever been on a train Colly?

One. Went on a train ride in the mountains when I was in Alaska. More train then you’ll ever know. Here is a photo of the train ride.

 

[Perun]

Grand Magus tonight

Love this band.

 

[Cat Milk Supreme]

Love this band.

They were brilliant. Support band Wolf were also class.

 

[Cat Milk Supreme]

Love this band.

Actually, I have you to thank for introducin me to these guys, so, Perun, I salute you and all who sail in you.

 

[Brigantium]

Ew

 

[Yax]

Did you drop the kid on its head?

I guess resorting to the bottom-of-the-barrel quality dad jokes is metaphorically like dropping your kid on his head.

 

[Midnight]

Is it just me, or has Bruce in post-reunion Maiden begun to sound more and more like a metal David Attenborough?

 

[The Flash]

I played with your heart
Got lost in the game
Oh baby baby

Fuck. I made a pun
I'm almost done
I'm not that innocent

Great song, that.

 

[Brigantium]

He's got that 'kind of posh old English bloke' voice, yes.

 

[Black Wizard]

Who does?

 

[Brigantium]

Bruce. My phone doesn't like the 'reply' button.

 

[Midnight]

Is it just me, or has Bruce in post-reunion Maiden begun to sound more and more like a metal David Attenborough?

I first noticed it during the verses of If Eternity Should Fail, then Empire Of The Clouds, and finally realised it was basically everywhere.

 

[Brigantium]

Talisman, the opening bit. Someone criticised the vocals at the time for sounding contrived until someone else pointed out that it was pretty much like his speaking voice.

 

[Black Wizard]

Talisman, the opening bit. Someone criticised the vocals at the time for sounding contrived until someone else pointed out that it was pretty much like his speaking voice.

Did they sound like an old man or an ape man?