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[Brigantium]

Preferably do the online shopping when you're on the ground, though.

 

[Yax]

Preferably do the online shopping when you're on the ground, though.

But what if he really, really, REALLY wants to get that 10 pack of Calvin Klein boxers for 4.99 Euros? Think about that for a second. We have to trust in his multi tasking skills.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Wonder if I could order them via VHF radio.

"Shopping centre, this is LN-ABC requesting a package of one zero boxers, size lima"

 

[Brigantium]

Do they accept Euros?

 

[Lampwick 43]

Good Mourning/Black Friday

 

[Lampwick 43]

Fuck, I'm a day off. Sorry, I killed too many brain cells last night.

 

[LooseCannon]

Nicely done @Lampwick 43

 

[MrKnickerbocker]

Fuck, I'm a day off. Sorry, I killed too many brain cells last night.

I blame the Malört.

 

[Black Wizard]

I'm on a train.

 

[Cat Milk Supreme]

Im in a bus. Do you bus, Wizard?

 

[SixesAlltheway]

 

[Black Wizard]

Im in a bus. Do you bus, Wizard?

I took the bus to the train station.

 

[Shmoolikipod]

Look, the boar attack made the news!

 

[Black Wizard]

I'm on a train.

 

[Black Abyss Babe]

At lunchtime today I was greeted in a car park by a very nice old lady, who enquired if I was a teacher at the adjacent school.

So now I apparently pass for a schoolteacher. My mother would be so proud ...

 

[MrKnickerbocker]

Happy Thanksgiving, fellow Americans/conquerors of indigenous people who deserve their land back!

I ate food and drank whiskey today. Twas a good day.

 

[Brigantium]

And the Black Friday special spambot deal this year is.......American passports.


Meanwhile, I'm on a train.

 

[Black Wizard]

Is today Amon Amarth day?

 

[LooseCannon]

Meanwhile, I'm on a train.

I'm on a train.

I tried to write a train version of He Is but it didn't work. Anyway.

 

[Brigantium]

Is today Amon Amarth day?

Yes. And Alicia Cookie-Monster.