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[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Some good news. I'm getting a new phone. Samsung Galaxy S10e. Hope it's not ridden by the spontaneous restart syndrome my old one has.

 

[Black Wizard]

Some good news. I'm getting a new phone. Samsung Galaxy S10e. Hope it's not ridden by the spontaneous restart syndrome my old one has.

Will this one be capable of randomly leaving voicemail messages of plane sounds to people when it gets a bit hot?

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Time will show. Rest assured the old one is no longer capable of such madness.

 

[LooseCannon]

Will this one be capable of randomly leaving voicemail messages of plane sounds to people when it gets a bit hot?

I never got a voice message of plane sounds

 

[Lamia020281]

It's freezingly cold and almost midnight. I'm on the streets searching for my cat. Definitely not the way I wanted to spend this night.

Did you find your cat?

 

[KidInTheDark666]

Did you find your cat?

I did. He always comes home eventually. I don't think he's ever left our neighborhood but it's still a pain trying to find him in the dark.

 

[Black Abyss Babe]

He always comes home eventually.

 

[Travis The Dragon]

I feel fucked up, if I blow my nose again my entire soul will just fly out of my body. My head is a pressure cooker. My eyes are like pool balls knocking around. Hell is a bad place to be.

As usual, I recommend some of that special "herbal" medicine.

 

[Diesel 11]

As usual, I recommend some of that special "herbal" medicine.

 

[Black Abyss Babe]

if I blow my nose again my entire soul will just fly out of my body.

"Catch my soul, it's willing to fly away ..."

Will Steve get sued again if this gets picked up for the next Kleenex advert?

 

[Travis The Dragon]

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Seriously, it always makes me feel a lot better when I have a bad respiratory flu.

 

[LooseCannon]

Unrelated to anything, but I just found that WizzAir does direct flights from Copenhagen to Sofia three times a week for around 100 Euro return (for the upgraded seat). I wonder if this will one day become relevant to my interests.

 

[Black Wizard]

Are you dropping a hint about a potential future for EuroCannon?

 

[LooseCannon]

Are you dropping a hint about a potential future for EuroCannon?

I believe I said it was unrelated to anything.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

I believe I said it was unrelated to anything.

But can we believe that you were telling the whole truth when you said that?

 

[LooseCannon]

But can we believe that you were telling the whole truth when you said that?

I don't know. Depends on if you think I'm a reliable narrator.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

I have no valid reason to assume otherwise.

But have you listened to any music on it yet?

Tried that today, it sounds pretty good! However, my music headset will be the wireless one I ordered today. When I bought the pilot's headset I found that Bose has a campaign where you get a pair of wireless headphones (not with active noise reduction, though) for no extra cost.

 

[Travis The Dragon]

My sister made a very special delivery to me today!

 

[Collin]

My sister made a very special delivery to me today!

Was it weed?

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Some of the same stuff Mr President must have taken before starting to talk about Minneonapolis?