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[Travis The Dragon]

I put this link in my "420 for life":

 

[phantomoftheicarus]

I'm on a plane

 

[Black Wizard]

I'm on a plane

Not using mobile data I hope.

 

[phantomoftheicarus]

Not using mobile data I hope.

Still on the runway

 

[Black Wizard]

I'm pretty sure you're supposed to be on flight mode as soon as the doors are closed.

 

[mtmccox]

B_W it's a personal mini-game of mine to see how long can I stay online after taxi/takeoff.

 

[Black Wizard]

B_W it's a personal mini-game of mine to see how long can I stay online after taxi/takeoff.

 

[Diesel 11]

I’m always too nervous before the flight to dick around with electronics.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Prior to takeoff, I'm usually too busy going through checklists to care about the phone.

In other news, today I'll clean out my old apartment. New owner takes over on Thursday.

 

[Black Wizard]

I’m always too nervous before the flight to dick around with electronics.

Not a body part which should be going anywhere near electronics in any situation.

 

[phantomoftheicarus]

I'm now at Munich Airport

Wearing an England shirt

 

[mtmccox]

What if we had nanobots where you stick your hand into a bunch of them and they eat away your nails in desired shape and leght for a perfect manicure. No more clipping too short and suffering hell for days whenever my stupid thumb remotely touches anything, man

 

[Black Wizard]

I'm now at Munich Airport

Wearing an England shirt

Why are you at Munich Airport? I thought you were going to Nice.

 

[LooseCannon]

He didn't get a...nice...flight.

 

[Perun]

Municg airport is a nice airport though. It's just a shame it's named for such a prick.

 

[Edington]

Now I must listen to some Editors.

 

[Magnus]

Given: frustration understandable but unavailing.
Solution obvious: go for derstandable.
Afterthought: Wer ist er, der Standable?
Bilan: Beat that / it, weed!

 

[SixesAlltheway]

Your welcome

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=2414800192132730

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Given: frustration understandable but unavailing.
Solution obvious: go for derstandable.
Afterthought: Wer ist er, der Standable?
Bilan: Beat that / it, weed!
Hetfield says: I AM THE TABLE!

 

[Magnus]

Your welcome

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=2414800192132730

Sure.
Some really bad puns, but thread must be fed.
Sorry.