Travis The Dragon
AFTERGLOW!!!
Just trying to go for yet another Maiden reference.
Let's try and get 1,000,000 replies to this post
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phantomoftheicarus
Bleeding Freak
A betting shop in my local town had a bet £10 and win £110 offer on Chelsea beating Tottenham 2-0 today, I scoffed at the thought
Black Wizard
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There's a thread for this phantom.A betting shop in my local town had a bet £10 and win £110 offer on Chelsea beating Tottenham 2-0 today, I scoffed at the thought
phantomoftheicarus
Bleeding Freak
There's a thread for this phantom.
This is a hybrid of football and rant, it thus ascended to this thread
Black Wizard
Pleb Hunter
Can anything really ascend to this thread?This is a hybrid of football and rant, it thus ascended to this thread
Travis The Dragon
AFTERGLOW!!!
Well, this is a pretty open thread since there's no actual topic. It's just a goal that we'll never reach in our lifetime.
Cray.
CriedWhenBrucieLeft
Meme Only Account
Yip, this is where I was. Wiz, this is what I was doing for all that time I wasn't on here Dec/Jan too. Ignore all that other stuff I said about Christmas & cycling.
Black Wizard
Pleb Hunter
Weetabix time.
Ariana
Black-and-white leopard
How did you convince him to let you go? Did you promise to hunt down Obama and run him over with your bike?
Black Wizard
Pleb Hunter
Perhaps the Bulgarian word for latte is similar to water? Like whiskey and vodka.
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What did you say?
Ariana
Black-and-white leopard
ГолЯмО капучино. Still, excellent mark!
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Deleted member 7164
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"One something cappuccino and one water, please."
Never, ever, beg, please, or be kind to waiters in the Balkans, that's your mistake
Next time order like this : "Kapucino. I vodu."
(both the quantity and the large cup should be implied)
Black Wizard
Pleb Hunter
How so?Never, ever, beg, please, or be kind to waiters in the Balkans, that's your mistake
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It's a hyperbole 
Waiters do not actually like to serve people, most of them are doing it because there's nothing better to do for the money at a given time. Therefore it's best to consider them as staff/help and not professional servants, in most cases being very outgoing won't help you get better/faster service as opposed to being cordial.
It is a general rule in Dalmatia, if you get early to the bar, the waiter is smoking, drinking his coffee and reading the paper, you'll wait for him to finish.
True story : one of my former coworkers born in Zagreb gets to the coffee place in Split downtown, sits down, waiter sees him, does not approach him for 10 minutes, finally gets his ass up, my friend is about to speak his order while the waiter pulls out a 10 kn bill (about 1.5 eur) and says - please go to Rossi (coffee bar next door)
Waiters do not actually like to serve people, most of them are doing it because there's nothing better to do for the money at a given time. Therefore it's best to consider them as staff/help and not professional servants, in most cases being very outgoing won't help you get better/faster service as opposed to being cordial.
It is a general rule in Dalmatia, if you get early to the bar, the waiter is smoking, drinking his coffee and reading the paper, you'll wait for him to finish.
True story : one of my former coworkers born in Zagreb gets to the coffee place in Split downtown, sits down, waiter sees him, does not approach him for 10 minutes, finally gets his ass up, my friend is about to speak his order while the waiter pulls out a 10 kn bill (about 1.5 eur) and says - please go to Rossi (coffee bar next door)