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[Deleted member 7164]

Nvm that, found something better

 

[Collin]

I just had a guy come up to my desk in the lobby and ask me to watch his pet rock while he gambled. I said no. He then set some soaking wet $20 bills on my desk and walked away.

Meth is a helluva drug.

update: this guy came back and told me he loved me.

 

[Black Wizard]

update: this guy came back and told me he loved me.

Nice of him.

 

[Collin]

Nice of him.

It was. Unfortunately he loves meth and heroin more than me.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Good morning. I'm on a plane.

 

[Black Wizard]

Good morning. I'm on a plane.

Are you the pilot?

 

[LooseCannon]

Good morning, I climbed the stairs. @Black Wizard did you have Weetabix?

 

[Black Wizard]

Good morning, I climbed the stairs. @Black Wizard did you have Weetabix?

No. I couldn't get out of bed this morning so had to get an overcrowded bus in to work. Instead of having Weetabix when I got in I grabbed a croissant and pain au chocolat from the shop. I also managed to forget the key for my office today but fortunately the admin staff have a spare.

 

[LooseCannon]

No.

I rely on a few things every day. The sun rises, people complain at work, and Black Wizard has Weetabix.

My faith in the world is shaken.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Are you the pilot?

Passenger. I don't post while flying. I also don't pilot 737s.

Yet

 

[Black Wizard]

Stir fry for dinner.

 

[Diesel 11]

I had oatmeal for breakfast. It is the afternoon. It is not breakfast now. Please alert for new schedule

 

[Wogmidget]

Weet-bix time

 

[Black Wizard]

Weet-bix time

Replace that hyphen with an 'a' and then all is good.

 

[Wogmidget]

Replace that hyphen with an 'a' and then all is good.

 

[Brigantium]

Or Wheat Bisks if you are a patron of Aldi.

 

[Brigantium]

There's a film on called Cockneys Versus Zombies. I'm so disappointed that it doesn't feature Barbara Windsor or Chas n Dave.

 

[phantomoftheicarus]

Or Wheat Bisks if you are a patron of Aldi.

 

[Black Wizard]

There's a film on called Cockneys Versus Zombies. I'm so disappointed that it doesn't feature Barbara Windsor or Chas n Dave.

Is it anything like Pride & Prejudice with Zombies?

 

[LooseCannon]

I think I would get my fucking package from the Iron Maiden shop faster if I sent @MrKnickerbocker and @Lampwick 43 to raid the Melrose Park DHL depot, steal it, and send it to me on the back of a mule.