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[Collin]

Is Diesel the Listkeeper in the Court of the Great God Emperor King Lord of Listmakers?

Sure. We'll go with that.

Edit: Changed my custom title to reflect my true title.

 

[Black Wizard]

Conclusive proof that Cried is a fraud:

Nice list!

 

[Travis The Dragon]

Is there anybody LISTening?

 

[Black Wizard]

I am in Oxford.

 

[LooseCannon]

10 hours of sleep fixes a lot of ills.

 

[phantomoftheicarus]

4 hours of sleep and being late for work doesn't

 

[Black Wizard]

being late for work

 

[Brigantium]

I am in Oxford.

Commiserations.

 

[Black Wizard]

Commiserations.

It's a nice city.

 

[Brigantium]

You've only been to the pretty city centre bit, haven't you?

 

[Black Wizard]

You've only been to the pretty city centre bit, haven't you?

I've been down Cowley Road for gigs before, but otherwise you're right.

 

[SixesAlltheway]

Wrong Oxford, but the only Oxford Town I know?!

Oxford Town around the bend
Come to the door, he couldn't get in
All because of the color of his skin
What do you think about that, my friend?
Me and my gal, my gal's son
We got met with a tear gas bomb
I don't even know why we come
Goin' back where we come from
Oxford Town in the afternoon
Everybody singin' a sorrowful tune
Two men died 'neath the Mississippi moon
Somebody better investigate soon

 

[Black Wizard]

Definitely the wrong Oxford, Sixes. This one is on the Thames not the Mississippi.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

20 km cross country skiing yesterday. Went downhill skiing today. Exhausted.

 

[Black Wizard]

I went to a Waitrose today. There was a man in a mobility scooter wearing a Russian Tank Commander's hat with the hammer and sickle badge on the front. A communist. In Waitrose.

 

[Magnus]

Cart-Day today, wish I was there

Edit: Here's a better recording.
https://www.facebook.com/bruce.mcla...5341329/758305281207462/?type=3&theater&ifg=1
Paul delivers.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

I went to a Waitrose today. There was a man in a mobility scooter wearing a Russian Tank Commander's hat with the hammer and sickle badge on the front. A communist. In Waitrose.

The world is a weird place.

 

[Brigantium]

Yeah, but was this Oxford?

 

[Black Wizard]

Yeah, but was this Oxford?

It was.

 

[Brigantium]

Thought so.