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[Diesel 11]

 

[Edington]

Pro: I'm off work today.
Con: The boiler is on the blink and I'm cold.
Pro: The gas man is coming to fix it.
Con: I have to the spend the day awkwardly trying to avoid the gas man.

 

[Black Wizard]

Weetabix o'clock.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

So you want red eh? I'll give you red.

 

[Magnus]

Where is @CriedWhenBrucieLeft?

It is quite clear what has happened, NP. Cried has gone out somewhere with Backson. He and Backson are busy together.

 

[LooseCannon]

Con: I have to the spend the day awkwardly trying to avoid the gas man.

Why?

 

[Edington]

Why?

Just feels awkward hanging around the house while he does his work.

 

[LooseCannon]

Just feels awkward hanging around the house while he does his work.

He's being paid, right?

 

[Edington]

He's being paid, right?

Yes... ?

 

[Saapanael]

You'd best avoid the gas man. I bet he doesn't care about the boiler and is there to judge your every move.

 

[LooseCannon]

Yes... ?

So why feel bad? He's a pro.

 

[Edington]

You'd best avoid the gas man. I bet he doesn't care about the boiler and is there to judge your every move.

I know this wasn't serious, but this is what it feels like. Is he thinking "Look at this kid, sitting around watching TV all day, what a loser"?

 

[LooseCannon]

It is...minus. Fucking. Forty. Out.

 

[Black Wizard]

It is...minus. Fucking. Forty. Out.

Barbecue weather!

 

[Diesel 11]

Is that Fahrenheit or Celsius?

Happy Martin Luther King, Jr., Day btw. A very important man in American history whose work is still felt today. RIP.

 

[LooseCannon]

Is that Fahrenheit or Celsius?

-40 is the point where F and C are the same.

 

[Diesel 11]

God bless my soul, so they are!

 

[Edington]

Gas man has finished. House is warm and I can resume doing nothing, worry-free.

 

[Diesel 11]

I’ve been selected to be a narrator for a... Thomas The Tank Engine website.

It’s stupid, I know, but I’m pretty happy to have been chosen for it.

 

[Number 6]

I haven't seen Thomas & Friends in ages. And now I'm feeling nostalgic.