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[KidInTheDark666]

You in a zoo or something?

I wish I was.

 

[Edington]

You're fired.

Fired by LooseCannon. There's a joke in there somewhere.

 

[Deleted member 7164]

It isn't cold at 14 celsius but blocked sunlight and annoying constant 50kph cold wind created by that blue thing made me pull out my "below zero" jacket. Yes it is an overkill and guaranteed sweat if you warm up in that thing, but the bike ride or walk to work is just short of warming up - and until that point it really freezes the fucking ears.

 

[Black Wizard]

That blue thing.

 

[Diesel 11]

My neighbour has got the Christmas tree up already, and it's been up a few days too

Our tree has been up for two years now, never taken down. It’s become a part of the family.

 

[KidInTheDark666]

We haven't had a tree or any other Christmas things in our house since...2012?

 

[Mosh]

Christmas decorations off season are so tacky.

 

[Black Abyss Babe]

Our tree has been up for two years now, never taken down. It’s become a part of the family.

We did that one year too: my brother decided to go overboard putting up decorations (which was unusual) and no-one got round to taking them down for the rest of the year. That horrid '70's tinsel and foil concertina garlands that look like they're petrified or something. The tree was taken down, but nothing else was.

 

[Perun]

Our tree has been up for two years now, never taken down. It’s become a part of the family.

Together with the slimy blob called Richard which originated as a plate in the sink nobody wanted to clean.

 

[Saapanael]

Together with the slimy blob called Richard which originated as a plate in the sink nobody wanted to clean.

Richard is the singer in my band and he does resemble a slimy blob sometimes. (He can handle this joke, I'm sure)

 

[Saapanael]

If I had a pet rock, it would be this guy. Damn cool face on him.

 

[Diesel 11]

Together with the slimy blob called Richard which originated as a plate in the sink nobody wanted to clean.

Nah, we’re actually efficient in the kitchen.

 

[Travis The Dragon]

It is cold today.

Or is it

code

today?

 

[Number 6]

"I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me!"

Can't get this damn song out of my head. Help me.

 

[Diesel 11]

"I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me!"

Can't get this damn song out of my head. Help me.

Out, out, damned spot!

 

[Travis The Dragon]

"I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me!"

Can't get this damn song out of my head. Help me.

Why would you want to get such a great song out of your head?

 

[Number 6]

Why would you want to get such a great song out of your head?

Because it's been there for over a week, and so I might start to find it a tad bit annoying.

 

[Travis The Dragon]

Because it's been there for over a week, and so I might start to find it a tad bit annoying.

Oh, that's not good. I hope it gets out of there soon!

 

[frus]

" Help me.

Gallileo
Gallileo
Gallileo Figaro
Magnifico

 

[Travis The Dragon]

Gallileo
Gallileo
Gallileo Figaro
Magnifico

You're so evil.