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[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

And better still, I’d rather eat bread than eat shit.

Indeed, that's actually what I meant. I'd definitely rather eat bread than defecate too; altho' for others that may be a tough decision.

The urge to shave my beard off grows stronger by the day

Moisturising will help quash these dangerous urges.

I have this art class for 4 weeks and it’s me, 7 women around 40 and one girl my age. Sweet girl, in the process of getting to know her a bit to ultimately ask her out. Checked her FB and turns out she’s in the happiest relationship of the century. Probably married soon, just like the hairdresser girl. Fuckin’ hell...

Moisturising will help quash these dangerous urges.

 

[Collin]

Moisturising will help quash these dangerous urges.
Moisturising will help quash these dangerous urges.

This is not a Steve Harris chorus!

 

[Magnus]

You're right, first word is too long.

 

[phantomoftheicarus]

Will moisturising quash all dangerous urges?

 

[Wogmidget]

Will moisturising quash all dangerous urges?

Depends where you put it

 

[Collin]

A moisturizing lotion would be good for dry skin. Is itching a dangerous urge that needs to be quashed?

 

[phantomoftheicarus]

No, I just want to get rid of the beard

But when I shave, I itch

 

[Black Wizard]

I itch when I have facial hair.

 

[Night Prowler]

I have this art class for 4 weeks and it’s me, 7 women around 40 and one girl my age. Sweet girl, in the process of getting to know her a bit to ultimately ask her out. Checked her FB and turns out she’s in the happiest relationship of the century. Probably married soon, just like the hairdresser girl. Fuckin’ hell...

Sorry for your loss

 

[Brigantium]

Eeeeshhh. So I didn't get that job I went for, but I have been put on a reserve list, should enough of the latest batch of recruits drop out. And I know how to do these civil service interviews in future. And I've got an interview for a job on Friday that I don't even remember applying for.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Probably married soon, just like the hairdresser girl.

Sorry for your loss... to PfMW!

 

[The Flash]

Eeeeshhh. So I didn't get that job I went for, but I have been put on a reserve list, should enough of the latest batch of recruits drop out. And I know how to do these civil service interviews in future. And I've got an interview for a job on Friday that I don't even remember applying for.

Sorry you didn't get the job, hopefully it works out for the best.

Meanwhile, I just wrote an essay on Fight Club for no reason whatsoever.

 

[Magnus]

At least it's something normal people can relate to.

Good for them.
But it's Maidenfans here [see subsequent messages]

 

[Black Wizard]

Eeeeshhh. So I didn't get that job I went for, but I have been put on a reserve list, should enough of the latest batch of recruits drop out. And I know how to do these civil service interviews in future. And I've got an interview for a job on Friday that I don't even remember applying for.

Do you have good problem solving skills Brigantium?

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

I think there are too many questions in this thread. What do other people think?

 

[LooseCannon]

I think there are too many questions in this thread. What do other people think?

If you could be an animal, what animal would you be?

 

[Magnus]

If you could be an animal, what animal would you be?

< I can't answer this.

 

[Black Wizard]

If you could be an animal, what animal would you be?

Dumb question. As a human, I am already an animal.

 

[LooseCannon]

Dumb question. As a human, I am already an animal.

Well, I know someone who's not getting hired for Tesco holiday work.

 

[Diesel 11]

If you could be an animal, what animal would you be?

A whale shark.