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[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Who Saap was scotting...

 

[Saapanael]

She's a bit too young.

 

[Black Wizard]

Is her age on the clock?

 

[Diesel 11]

 

[Black Abyss Babe]

My boyfriend of seventeen years (and counting!) is eight years younger than me and it honestly doesn't count for much. So unless you're talking legally underage then I would honestly say yes, age is just a number. Maturity and life experience are much more significant factors.

 

[Black Wizard]

My boyfriend of seventeen years (and counting!) is eight years younger than me

Can we call you a cougar?

 

[Diesel 11]

I was speaking to someone, saw Wiz's post and died. Thank you.

 

[Black Abyss Babe]

Can we call you a cougar?

I've been reliably assured that requires a gap of at least ten years ...

 

[Black Wizard]

I've been reliably assured that requires a gap of at least ten years ...

 

[Ariana]

My boyfriend of seventeen years (and counting!) is eight years younger than me...

Goodness! Mine is just 4 years younger than me, and I sometimes feel I have two kids...

Spoiler

Don't tell anyone.

 

[Black Wizard]

A colleague of mine said last week that "Tobias was complaining yesterday about having to walk too much". I asked if she was talking about her son or her husband.

The general rule (*salutes*) for guys is that the lower acceptable limit is half his own age plus seven:

Means that being nearly 28 I am "allowed" to date a 21 year old. To be fair, 21 year old women probably have about the same maturity level.

 

[Ariana]

Interesting. So a 60-year-old man with a 37-year-old woman? He must be filthy rich and have a weak heart.

 

[Black Wizard]

Or a total player.

 

[Saapanael]

So 16.5 is my lower limit.

“Hi, how old are you?”
“16.”
“...and a half?”
“Just 16.”
“Not interested.”

 

[JudasMyGuide]

She's a bit too young.

Is her age on the clock?

"They say she young, I should've waited. She a big girl, dog when she stimulated..."

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Saap: “Hi, how old are you?”
Chic: “16.”
Saap: “...and a half?”
Chic: “Just 16.”
Saap: “Not interested.”
Chic: “I like dancing in circles.”
Saap: “Well, I suppose...”
Chic: “I party hard!”
Saap: “YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSS!”

 

[Saapanael]

...

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

It was your dream, dude. Naked in another train carriage or some shit.

 

[Saapanael]

To which my reaction was not YAAAAS. Your interpretation ia bad and you should feel bad!

 

[Black Wizard]

Cried is not capable of feeling bad.