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how bout a drunk pirate (is that redundant?) vs. a porn star?
GhostWolf1978
Prowler
Indeed, they'd both have swords at least, even if one of them was the "pork" version! 
But what if its someone like Jenna Jameson... maybe a female porn star could distract the drunken pirate with lewd and lust filled thoughts, and then whoop him?
GhostWolf1978
Prowler
The HIV dude would always win. No-one would want to fight them incase they got bitten and infected.
But if it were none HIV then I'd say the drunk Pirate still...
But if it were none HIV then I'd say the drunk Pirate still...
so what about a male pirate vs. a female pirate? and would it be better or worse if the female pirate is drunk? (lets assume she is mixing 151 with Budwiser)
GhostWolf1978
Prowler
If the female pirate was drunk then she'd win due to the super effects the alcohol has making the pirate strangely harder to beat.
So, what if its a mutant ninja turtle vs a pirate?
I think the 'mutant' and the 'turtle' would cancell each other out, and you would still be faced with 'ninja vs. pirate' -- round to the pirate.
However, if it was a mutant ninja turtle vs a mutant pirate albatros, then things may be different.
However, if it was a mutant ninja turtle vs a mutant pirate albatros, then things may be different.
Don't let your meat loaf. Huh huh huh...
Genghis Khan
Ancient Mariner
NP: Dream On (live) by Aerosmith
____no5
Free Man
np : nothing
now thinking : Whaling Stories, Procol Harum, LP : Home, 1970
Pailing well after sixteen days, a mammoth task was set
Sack the town, and rob the tower, and steal the alphabet
Close the door and bar the gate, but keep the windows clean
God’s alive inside a movie! watch the silver screen!
Rum was served to all the traitors; pygmies held themselves in check
Bloodhounds nosed around the houses, down dark alleys sailors crept
Six bells struck, the pot was boiling - soup spilled out on passers-by
Angels mumbled incantations, closely watched by God on high
Lightning struck out - fire and brimstone! boiling oil and shrieking steam!
Darkness struck with molten fury, flashbulbs glorified the scene
Not a man who had a finger, not a man who could be seen
Nothing called (not name nor number) - echo stormed it’s final scream
Daybreak washed with sands of gladness, rotting all it rotted clean
Windows peeped out on their neighbors, inside fireside bedsides gleam
Shalimar, the trumpets chorused, angels wholly all shall take
Those alive will meet the prophets, those at peace shall see their wake
now thinking : Whaling Stories, Procol Harum, LP : Home, 1970
Pailing well after sixteen days, a mammoth task was set
Sack the town, and rob the tower, and steal the alphabet
Close the door and bar the gate, but keep the windows clean
God’s alive inside a movie! watch the silver screen!
Rum was served to all the traitors; pygmies held themselves in check
Bloodhounds nosed around the houses, down dark alleys sailors crept
Six bells struck, the pot was boiling - soup spilled out on passers-by
Angels mumbled incantations, closely watched by God on high
Lightning struck out - fire and brimstone! boiling oil and shrieking steam!
Darkness struck with molten fury, flashbulbs glorified the scene
Not a man who had a finger, not a man who could be seen
Nothing called (not name nor number) - echo stormed it’s final scream
Daybreak washed with sands of gladness, rotting all it rotted clean
Windows peeped out on their neighbors, inside fireside bedsides gleam
Shalimar, the trumpets chorused, angels wholly all shall take
Those alive will meet the prophets, those at peace shall see their wake