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[Black Wizard]

I too had five beers on Friday.

 

[The Flash]

I've had five beers in the last three years.

 

[Forostar]

Could someone help this blu-ray newbie?

Go here, thanks.
Thanks.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

But that's the thing - it was friggin' Budweiser!

I would need to have five beers first in order to tolerate five Budweisers.

 

[The Flash]

An enormous cricket on the wall in my room. Being the man I am, I packed my things and got the fuck outta there.

 

[Travis The Dragon]

An enormous cricket on the wall in my room. Being the man I am, I packed my things and got the fuck outta there.

Over a cricket?

 

[Diesel 11]

Nasty little buggers, they is.

 

[The Flash]

Over a cricket?

I immensely dislike insects and bugs in general, but crickets are extra annoying with how fast and unpredictable they are. Much harder to kill compared to others.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Don't let the bugs bug you

 

[Moonchild]

I only dream in black and white!

 

[Night Prowler]

You should get that checked.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

I only dream in black and white!

When you are awake, do you see colors?

 

[Saapanael]

An enormous cricket on the wall in my room. Being the man I am, I packed my things and got the fuck outta there.

Cute exotic southern buglets.

 

[Brigantium]

Cricket is serious business, especially in England.

 

[Saapanael]

A good friend of mine won't shut up about the time he got wasted before the school cricket tournament when he was 14.

 

[Brigantium]

Also, does that make you the best woman?

I think this is a thing. The groom and best man both turned to nervous wrecks before the wedding, the flower dropped off the groom's jacket (twice), was repaired with superglue which the groom got all over his hands, the groom's son got chocolate brownie all over the place, and I had to hunt for a shop selling umbrellas because it was bucketing down and there was a ten minute walk to the register office.

 

[LooseCannon]

Brigantium - best woman.

Work is a shitshow today. We did a major infrastructure upgrade on the weekend and it turns out we're really bad at major infrastructure upgrades.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Brigantium - best woman.

Work is a shitshow today. We did a major infrastructure upgrade on the weekend and it turns out we're really bad at major infrastructure upgrades.

Try to do a colonel infrastructure upgrade next time?

 

[Black Wizard]

That was terrible, terribly brilliant.

 

[LooseCannon]

Try to do a colonel infrastructure upgrade next time?

At this rate I feel like we need a Brigadier General upgrade.