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[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

That sucks. I woke up at 5 this morning and didn't sleep well afterwards. Not optimal for work.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Good and bad news for me today.

The good: The result of the MRI scan came back and my doctor briefed me about the results. Nothing is torn in the shoulder, so it should be OK with some more time.

The bad: It seems like sometime during the day, some FUCKING BASTARD has stolen the distance/speed sensor (the one used by the adaptive cruise control system) from my car. I believe that will cost me a few hundred £ ...

 

[Brigantium]

There's a pub quiz on, and tonight's special topic, apparently, is 'Dave'.

 

[Saapanael]

There's a pub quiz on, and tonight's special topic, apparently, is 'Dave'.

@Legatodave

 

[Brigantium]

We were getting scowled at for not taking things seriously.

Q: "Which chess piece can only be moved diagonally?"
Us: "Dave."

Maybe that wasn't supposed to be the Dave round.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

In a little more than three weeks - a group of MaidenFans walk into a pub.

 

[Brigantium]

And the barman says....?

 

[Black Wizard]

Troopers all round?

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Hopefully!

 

[The Flash]

I'm trying to hit on a girl by talking politics with her. Damn I suck at this.

 

[Night Prowler]

Tell her "Hey babe we should go to my place and form a coalition".

 

[Shadow]

"Let me poll you on this..."

 

[Travis The Dragon]

I'm trying to hit on a girl by talking politics with her. Damn I suck at this.

Just tell her you want to grab her by the pussy.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

 

[The Flash]

Just tell her you want to grab her by the pussy.

Only if you give me a small loan of a million dollars Travis.

 

[Travis The Dragon]

If only I had that kind of money. I'd be seeing a lot of Maiden shows.

 

[Ariana]

Troopers all round?

Cod, I have they have some proper beer in England.

 

[JudasMyGuide]

I'm trying to hit on a girl by talking politics with her. Damn I suck at this.

Still better than gas.

 

[Black Wizard]

Cod, I have they have some proper beer in England.

Of course. We have Miller, Budweiser, Fosters...

 

[Ariana]