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[JudasMyGuide]

Or just plain ol' tea and biscuits

 

[Brigantium]

Putin on the Ritz?

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

I hope he doesn't fall off the wagon... wheel.

 

[JudasMyGuide]

So tired. Massive amount of coffee needed.

That's not good enough. Tell us everything.

Was it love at first sight? Did she put up a fight?

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Did she knock out your lights? Did she put you to flight?

 

[JudasMyGuide]

My question was absolutely inappropriate, of course, and now I realise that. Have you ever seen a wingman be the rapist? Man, he might have been there, he might have even slipped her the roofie, but he definitely did not do the deed itself. Right? Right???

Now, Travolta Danny Zuko, on the other hand...

EDIT: Or not...

My ass is sore. I blame you, Winoman.

WHAT DID YOU DO TO POOR Cried???

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

My question was absolutely inappropriate, of course, and now I realise that. Have you ever seen a wingman be the rapist? Man, he might have been there, he might have even slipped her the roofie, but he definitely did not do the deed itself. Right? Right???

Now, Travolta Danny Zuko, on the other hand...

EDIT: Or not...

Dig, dig, dig...

WHAT DID YOU DO TO POOR Cried???

Hopefully it smacked Cried in the ass.

Smacked my ass.

Keep up, Judas.

 

[JudasMyGuide]

Keep up, Judas.

I don't think I can. If I increased my alcohol intake, I might turn into Ozzy. Or Clapton. You know what the difference is between a baby and a bag of cocaine, right?

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Are you going to crack a joke here?

 

[JudasMyGuide]

Not really, since it's a bit too dark for me - I leave that to anyone and their Google.

Anyway, I might be a smoker and a midnight toker, but I never considered myself that much of a joker, indeed, so...

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Too dark? Sounds thrilling...

 

[JudasMyGuide]

Okay, so do you know what's the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Yes, I do.

 

[JudasMyGuide]

Well, then you see.

What else would you expected regarding the man who so poignantly scored the discovery of dead bodies from the Lufthansa heist, right?

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

What man are you talking about?

 

[JudasMyGuide]

Well, Slowhand (which always reminds me how Stephen King in one of his books was talking about something like a "painfully beautiful slow Catholic schoolgirl handjob", or something like that - I wonder which book it was, though, probably Hearts in Atlantis...)

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

I don't really understand your "Lufthansa heist" reference. Are you talking about the death of Stevie Ray Vaughan?

 

[JudasMyGuide]

No, I'm talking about Goodfellas.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

MJ didn't let either fall out a window.

 

[The Flash]

Didn't mention it last night because information was missing. A terrorist attack took place outside Beşiktaş's stadium in Istanbul last night, 38 people killed.

Edit: PKK has taken responsibility for it. Couple of civilians were killed along with policemen who were the main target. PKK's propaganda that they're "freedom fighters" who "don't harm civilians" continues to be a load of bullshit, as it's always been.