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We got a new assistant to the professor on a class called "Modern political history". Dude is a hipster. I think it's appropriate tbh.
 
MrKnickerbocker said:
Bruce's son Austin singing for Five Finger Death Punch:


Yeesh. He should take lessons from his dad. Granted, the material is terrible to begin with and does him no favors, but ick.
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I actually enjoy quite a bit of their music. It isn't anything real amazing or original, but they have some pretty good guitar riffs and catchy hooks.
 
Temperatures on the wrong side of 273K again (i.e. above) and it's been raining all day. Fuck this shit, I want real winter. Same amount of precipitation, but with the temperatures from yesterday, would've been great.
 
A bum in the tram asked for money, when I told him I don't have any, he told me and I quote: "go fuck your mother's pussy".
I rarely have cash + he was rude to other people who didn't have money, so whatever.
 
Albie said:
Whos that singer in Judas's profile? Can't remember her name.
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Wait, it's a singer? :eek: I just thought it was an extraordinarily cute pornstar. Have to check out her discography, if that's the case :ninja:
 
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CriedWhenBrucieLeft said:
It's a giant penis, Albie.
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That reminds me of the Married With Children episode where they get cable TV and Al's trying desperately to find something good to watch and he comes across and infomercial and the announcer says "are you man enough for a penile implant?" and Al really gets upset over that one! :lol: I've watched all of the episodes WAY too many times.
 
It's the only thing Russians can say in English on Dota. In the same way the only real Russian I know is "cyka blyat idi nahui."
 
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