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[Saapanael]

I once smoked a cigarette named "Pink Elephant".

 

[Ariana]

Travis would approve.

 

[SixesAlltheway]

You like fatherhood?

Vodka? Yes I love vodka.

 

[Brigantium]

Well, it sure is indeed.
It can also depend on how much and when you eat when you're drinking. In Poland, people can eat a lot when they party (and drink!). After every glass of vodka: eat.

This is what happened on the infamous kitten posts night. I ate a huge meal of several courses and drank a lot of wine between courses. I can't usually drink that much.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

First game of our five-a-side summer season and we won 8-2 .#elevator_team

 

[Pand]

Today my son learnt a new skill: how to remove his trousers.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Today my son learnt a new skill: how to remove his trousers.

Next skill: removing his trousers in public.

 

[Travis The Dragon]

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Travis is a pest,
but I think this might be a test.
Travis puts up some weird post
while I'm sitting here trying to enjoy my breakfast toast.
I'm not sure how I'm meant to reply
perhaps I'll do what I normally do & cry.
Does this response suffice, bro?
or can I continue
spammming as usual below?​

 

[The Flash]

Almost got run over today.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Almost got run over today.

By a lonely long distance runner?

 

[Perun]

Travis is a pest,
but I think this might be a test.
Travis puts up some weird post
while I'm sitting here trying to enjoy my breakfast toast.
I'm not sure how I'm meant to reply
perhaps I'll do what I normally do & cry.
Does this response suffice, bro?
or can I continue
spammming as usual below?​

The oddest thing in this post is that Cried refers to himself in first person.

 

[Saapanael]

Boy, do I hate wind (unless it's very warm out). Makes me physically feel sick.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

The oddest thing in this post is that Cried refers to himself in first person.

More like this?

Travis is a pest,
but Cried thinks this might be a test.
Travis puts up some weird post
while Cried sits here trying to enjoy his breakfast toast.
Cried isn't sure how he's meant to reply
perhaps Cried will do what he normally does & cry.
Does this response suffice, bro?
or can Cried continue
spammming as usual below?​

Boy, do I hate wind (unless it's very warm out). Makes me physically feel sick.

That's an unfortunate combination. In several respects...

 

[Travis The Dragon]

I'm just trying my best.

 

[The Flash]

Today's presentation in class strengthened my disdain for working in groups. I killed it, others got way too nervous on stage.

 

[Forostar]

You did your presentation well. You do not like to work in groups.
Seem two different things for me, or do you mean: you did well, because you did it alone (and others not)?

 

[The Flash]

We divided the topics and everyone got a part of the presentation. I only did my part and presented my own part. The work of other members of my group was alright but they got too nervous on stage.

 

[Forostar]

Which part of working in a group brought you disdain? You did well didn't you? Or because the others didn't, your grade will be lower as well?

 

[The Flash]

Yeah the overall group performance was poor. Even if my grade doesn't get affected, I hate to be a part of a bad team effort when I do my job properly. Just no control over it. I dislike not having full control over a job I'll be evaluated on.