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[The Flash]

I've never ridden a bike in my life.

 

[SixesAlltheway]

Used to bike and skateboard a lot in my youth with the friends from around where I lived. Good times.

 

[Srogyy]

I have a plan to ride my *brand new* bike everyday when it finally gets warm... Huh, it will probably turn out to be a bit too ambitious.

 

[Forostar]

Well, I can only hope that you will be blessed with as good as possible circumstances for riding the bike. I'd say it is one of the best things there is.

 

[Black Wizard]

Wtf.... Vader are playing in a crappy club in Reading tomorrow night.

 

[MrKnickerbocker]

Went to my first quinceñaera last night. It was interesting. Basically a wedding without a groom.

 

[Black Wizard]

@CriedWhenBrucieLeft who are the celebrities named on the front page of the Daily Record today?

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

I haven't repaired the puncture on my unicycle yet, so haven't been out cycling yet...

@CriedWhenBrucieLeft who are the celebrities named on the front page of the Daily Record today?

Ant & Dec.

 

[mckindog]

Five hours until Bruce starts shooting plasma

 

[Forostar]

Is that a tour spoiler? Or some expression I am not aware of?

Have fun mckindog!

 

[Brigantium]

Enjoy!

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

That really should have been in spoiler tags. Disgraceful.

 

[Travis The Dragon]

 

[Travis The Dragon]

Happy 28th birthday to Seventh Son!

 

[Brigantium]

They're flying a French flag in the town centre today. Either it's the annual town twinning visit or there's been some sort of major event overnight.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Nothing in the news, so probably the former then?

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Or someone doesn't know their flags.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Hmm, 100 people online right now, 72 of them robots. Why are you not posting, bots? Nothing to say?

 

[Forostar]

The Robot Who Lost Its Head after the Moderator drew his Battle Axe

 

[Brigantium]

The Robot Who Lost Its Head after the Moderator drew his her Battle Axe