Caught up with the spam now, post away. 
Let's try and get 1,000,000 replies to this post
- Thread starter The Ancient Mariner
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MrKnickerbocker
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Gahh - nuts - hey, careful about posting here when I'm deleting spam at top speed, I nearly killed this thread!
That would be an unforgivable offense, SMX. You would have to single-handedly rebuild this thread post-by-post from the ground up. 85,081 posts. All by you.
You have subscribed to SMX Facts. Did you know I once met original MTV VJ Martha Quinn? I was 12 years old. She's barely four feet tall, I was already taller than her.
85,080 to go. Enter "Megabyzus" to unsubscribe.
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Let's be honest -- this thread title does kind of look like a spam thread title. Especially when one logs on to see a dozen spam.
@Jon: can you install some sort of avatar for @The Ancient Mariner? He hasn't actually posted here in well over a decade, but this thread "looks like" a spam thread with an avatar missing. Use any art you like, I don't recall if he ever had an avatar.
Or better yet, if you can lock threads against any kind of accidental deletion, this is the one to lock please.
@Jon: can you install some sort of avatar for @The Ancient Mariner? He hasn't actually posted here in well over a decade, but this thread "looks like" a spam thread with an avatar missing. Use any art you like, I don't recall if he ever had an avatar.
Or better yet, if you can lock threads against any kind of accidental deletion, this is the one to lock please.
Spammers think we don't notice things like users named "Donna Teague" claiming to be male.
This is why the technological singularity will never happen. Why Skynet or the Matrix will never take control. Humanity can't even build a spambot with half a brain cell... d'you really think we're gonna create some kind of superior intelligence?
This is why the technological singularity will never happen. Why Skynet or the Matrix will never take control. Humanity can't even build a spambot with half a brain cell... d'you really think we're gonna create some kind of superior intelligence?
CriedWhenBrucieLeft
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7,000 posts. Part of the furniture.
I'm on course for 10,000 before the end of the year, which is alarming, considering I only joined in 2012.
When they become self-aware, the first thing they'll take out is Maidenfans.com.
When they become self-aware, the first thing they'll take out is Maidenfans.com.
Lampwick 43
Barstool Warrior
The bad news: My pool team lost our playoff matchup, we're now completely done until the spring session starts up. The good news: I struck up a great conversation with a stranger at the bar via my Maiden t-shirt. He apparently hasn't heard anything post AMOLAD. I made a pretty good case for TBOS.
No drinking tonight?
CriedWhenBrucieLeft
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There was some sort of booze shortage, right?
You were drunk I assume?
Plenty of time to fill up with beers then!
Where? At the bar?! Were you there while your team was losing, or was this later?
The Flash
Dennis Wilcock did 9/11
I don't wear band t-shirts anymore, but this is one thing they're very useful at. Natural conversation starter.
Lampwick 43
Barstool Warrior
We play at a bar, this was after the match, though. And I actually took it easy with the drinking last night, for the most part. It would have been another story if we would have won, though.
Travis The Dragon
AFTERGLOW!!!
@CriedWhenBrucieLeft You and your goofy questions! You always entertain me on here. 
Lampwick 43
Barstool Warrior
Happy Thanksgiving everybody!
Reminds me of the time we moved the thread just to fuck with people.Or better yet, if you can lock threads against any kind of accidental deletion, this is the one to lock please.
MrKnickerbocker
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Happy Thanksgiving, Americans and people who just like eating food!
CriedWhenBrucieLeft
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What's this "Thanksgiving" you speak of? I like eating food. I like doing other things with food too.
MrKnickerbocker
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Just the celebration of indigenous slaughter by means of pie and potatoes.
CriedWhenBrucieLeft
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The potato, that's not indigenous to North America either, is it? Pies on the other hand... they were probably there from the very beginning of things.