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[Cornfed Hick]

One tiny mistake and it's over immediately.

Sounds kind of like actual driving.

 

[Forostar]

nevermind

 

[Brigantium]

I flew a plane today.

It was awesome.

Excellent, excellent. Now if we all club together and hire a large jet...

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

It was some parking excorcise with cones.

Don't trivialise parking, Foro. One mistake & you may find yourself to blame for the scratch on someone's bumper...

 

[Forostar]

nevermind

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

By Nirvana?

 

[Forostar]

nevermind

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

You already said that.

 

[Forostar]

nevermind

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Bad Foro. That just looks silly now...

Spoiler

 

[Travis The Dragon]

MIND!

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Anyone ever met family they never knew they had?

Today, that happened to me...

 

[Travis The Dragon]

That's cool Cried. Who did you meet?

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Three aunties!

 

[Travis The Dragon]

Oh, that's so awesome! Was it a family reunion of some kind?

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Not reunion, no. Union.

 

[Travis The Dragon]

What do you mean?

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Not reunion, no. Union.

What do you mean?

None of them had ever met before. Sordid family history!

 

[Travis The Dragon]

Ah, I get you now. Well, that's so wonderful that you finally got together and met after all this time.

 

[SixesAlltheway]

Daaaamn....