I am a colossal fucking idiot.
Two weeks ago or so, I couldn't find my phone. I looked in the pocket of the jeans I wore and found my iPod Classic. "I don't give a shit about my iPod. I'm looking for my phone!", I thought to myself. A minute goes by and I find my phone. Now I've spent two weeks sporadically searching for my iPod. I have just now looked in every single pair of jeans or pants that I own and come up short. I have literally no fucking idea where I put it.
Seriously, who the fucks finds an iPod that's misplaced, but isn't specifically looking for that item, and then misplaces it again. An idiot.