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The latest Rockfight screenshot:

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You'll like this Wasted, and probably SMX too:

http://www.computerjokes.net/050.asp

For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
See if they can do it again.

For the second bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.

For the third bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.

For the fourth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.

For the fifth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
Ask for a dump
Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.

For the sixth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
Reinstall the software
Ask for a dump
Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.

For the seventh bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
Say they need an upgrade
Reinstall the software
Ask for a dump
Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.

For the eighth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
Find a way around it
Say they need an upgrade
Reinstall the software
Ask for a dump
Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.

For the ninth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
Blame it on the hardware
Find a way around it
Say they need an upgrade
Reinstall the software
Ask for a dump
Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.

For the tenth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
Change the documentation
Blame it on the hardware
Find a way around it
Say they need an upgrade
Reinstall the software
Ask for a dump
Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.

For the eleventh bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
Say it's not supported
Change the documentation
Blame it on the hardware
Find a way around it
Say they need an upgrade
Reinstall the software
Ask for a dump
Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.

For the twelfth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
Tell them it's a feature
Say it's not supported
Change the documentation
Blame it on the hardware
Find a way around it
Say they need an upgrade
Reinstall the software
Ask for a dump
Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.
 
Two more days....two more days...
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Unfortunately, just heard today I might have to work from a different office soon. It's going to cost a fortune to travel to and from work. :(
 
Maybe. There's something called the Balti Triangle in Birmingham which is a place with lots of Indian restaurants. Sounds nice doesn't it? Well apparently it's pretty rough.
 
Manchester has the Curry Mile - which is great, actually, I really like the place. Terrific retaurants, Asian supermarkets open very late, and safe area fior students. Bradford has some sort of curry area too, but I don't feel terribly safe in that place at night. :eek:
 
Bradford, or Bradistan?

I've heard of the Curry Mile. Apparently the restaurants are open really late, taking advantage of drunk students who think that a curry is a great idea after a night out.
 
Curry Mile is awesome, and yes, it lies between the city centre and the main student area. Manchester Academy is in that area....band followed by a curry, great! :)
 
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Ugg, seems like everybody is getting ready for tomorrows annual Conspiracy Theory Carnival. :grumble:
 
Brigantium said:
Curry Mile is awesome, and yes, it lies between the city centre and the main student area. Manchester Academy is in that area....band followed by a curry, great! :)
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Manchester Academy is part of one of the student unions isn't it?

Perun said:
Ugg, seems like everybody is getting ready for tomorrows annual Conspiracy Theory Carnival. :grumble:
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I am going to Glasgow tomorrow. I will be conspiring. That is, I will conspiring to get drubl.
 
Brigantium said:
Or Indians/Pakistanis invented England's national dish?
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Well supposedly Englands national (or most eaten? God knows) dish is a Chicken Tikka Massala.... which is outrageous, Fish'n'chips is the obvious choice, and there's way more chippies here than there are anything else.

Prowler, why would you get food poisoning? :P Also, I've never seen anywhere try and emulate British food.
 
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