He's so metal, he has to worry about rust.
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He's so metal, he has to worry about rust.
Black Wizard
Pleb Hunter
He should have thought about stainless steel then.
Is it lunchtime yet?
Here's some FDA
rules and regulations:
Here's some FDA
that's the US Food and Drug Administration
- Canned mushrooms can include more than 20 maggots “of any size” and 75 mites, per 100 grams. Same goes for 15 grams of dried mushrooms. No more than 10% of your mushrooms can be “decomposed.”
- Brussels sprouts can include 30 or more aphids per every 100 grams of veggie.
- For every 100 grams of ground cinnamon, it’s OK to include 400 or more insect fragments (legs, heads, wings, thoraxes, etc.), and 22 or more rodent hairs, which the FDA refers to as “rodent filth.”
- Up to 60 percent of frozen berries can be moldy, with an average of 4 or more larvae, or 10 or more whole insects, per 500 grams. (Most pie recipes call for about 550 grams of berries.)
- Tomato paste, pizza sauce or other sauces can include 30 or more fly eggs per 100 grams. Alternatively, you can have 15 or more fly eggs and one or more maggots, OR two or more maggots, but not all of the above.
- Per 100 grams of corn meal, roughly the amount required by your average corn bread recipe, the FDA says it’s OK to have two or more “whole insects."
- Cocoa beans can be 4 percent moldy or insect infested, but only 6 percent moldy and insect infested.
Black Wizard
Pleb Hunter
Mmmmmmm, delicious!
Makes me question the Chili I just ate... :/
Insects are nutritious. I can do without the rat filth, however.
I like this. It's like a sight test chart. "Cover your left eye and read the bottom line...oh, I'm sorry, your eyesight is no longer metal."
I wish I lived in Norway...
I like this. It's like a sight test chart. "Cover your left eye and read the bottom line...oh, I'm sorry, your eyesight is no longer metal."
Dr. Eddies Wingman
Brighter than thousand_suns
On my way to Ullevaal Stadium to watch Norway vs Italy. Unlike the Scots, we won't threaten the Bertorellis to deep fry their pizzas 
Black Wizard
Pleb Hunter
Against Iceland the chant was "We're gonna deep fry your puffins" and "You only sing when you're whaling". What is Norway's national dish?
Dr. Eddies Wingman
Brighter than thousand_suns
Fårikål. Try to sing that. Muahaha.
Black Wizard
Pleb Hunter
Crimson Idol
Caveman
Is Surströmming a thing in Norway or only Sweden? I imagine thats not the easiest to work into a song either!
Dr. Eddies Wingman
Brighter than thousand_suns
Only in Sweden. Fortunately ...
Not a good game. The highlight came at half time when Brede Hangeland came down from the stands to give a speech after retiring from the national team earlier this year.
I was rooting for Norway because of cunt Conte who didn't call up Balotelli 
It's really just a regional thing up north. The only time I've had it was at a "Swedish food night" with a bunch of exchange students...
That's what happens when you listen to The Fugitive!
Black Wizard
Pleb Hunter
You'll need a Linux machine for that.
Travis The Dragon
AFTERGLOW!!!
Is it lunchtime yet?
Here's some FDArules and regulations:that's the US Food and Drug Administration
Enjoy your lunch!
- Canned mushrooms can include more than 20 maggots “of any size” and 75 mites, per 100 grams. Same goes for 15 grams of dried mushrooms. No more than 10% of your mushrooms can be “decomposed.”
- Brussels sprouts can include 30 or more aphids per every 100 grams of veggie.
- For every 100 grams of ground cinnamon, it’s OK to include 400 or more insect fragments (legs, heads, wings, thoraxes, etc.), and 22 or more rodent hairs, which the FDA refers to as “rodent filth.”
- Up to 60 percent of frozen berries can be moldy, with an average of 4 or more larvae, or 10 or more whole insects, per 500 grams. (Most pie recipes call for about 550 grams of berries.)
- Tomato paste, pizza sauce or other sauces can include 30 or more fly eggs per 100 grams. Alternatively, you can have 15 or more fly eggs and one or more maggots, OR two or more maggots, but not all of the above.
- Per 100 grams of corn meal, roughly the amount required by your average corn bread recipe, the FDA says it’s OK to have two or more “whole insects."
- Cocoa beans can be 4 percent moldy or insect infested, but only 6 percent moldy and insect infested.
That can't be for real! No way!