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[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Buying the lady a drink, of course!

Of course. I am a true gentleman.

 

[SixesAlltheway]

True. But if a girl was lying down on a pool table in front of me like that, I sure could come up with at least one more thing I'd rather do than play pool

Or call her parents, I mean, she'd have to be wasted to throw herself on a pool table like that

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

I have absolutely no memory of playing Angel Witch, The Evil That Men Do or Princess of the Dawn last night...

Then play them again.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Well, let's see how much booing there is when Russia perform at the old Eurovision...

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

I'll stick (pun accidental) with the hockey.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Not watching Eurovision?! Whit's up with you man?

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

I've been running today. That's enough torment.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

I'm sure the organisers would be enamoured if Ukraine won it....

 

[Black Wizard]

Sweden and Finland have more Metal bands per 100,000 people than any other country in the world.

 

[SixesAlltheway]

I've been running today. That's enough torment.

Did my first summer run last week. Three trips through the park, a sprint section, a stair section....was good

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Eurovision update: we're still in the 90's.

 

[SixesAlltheway]

So, we're back to this?

 

[Perun]

Eurovision? They still have that shit?

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Yeh, Europe still has a vision.

 

[Perun]

I'm trying hard to laugh at that, but I just can't. Sorry.

 

[Black Wizard]

One Vision?

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Fried chicken?

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

I found out another channel was showing Der Untergang. It is less depressing than Eurovision.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Did my first summer run last week. Three trips through the park, a sprint section, a stair section....was good

Normally I enjoy running, but running in a race is a whole different thing.

 

[Night Prowler]

Bearded woman from Austria won the Eurovision

EDIT: Scratch that, Wikipedia says it's a bearded man dressed up as a woman...