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[The Flash]

There are at least 10 million people in Turkey who feel like Recep Tayyip Erdoğan can do no wrong. Anything against him is a conspiracy or an attack from other countries, anyone who opposes him is a traitor. It's simply ridiculous. There's a reason why I feel like there's no hope for this country.

 

[Perun]

So you're part of the Anglo-Jewish conspiracy against the Turkish people and the sanctity of Islam?

 

[LooseCannon]

Hell, you should put that in your tags, other than the fact that they'd probably arrest you for it eventually.

 

[Perun]

Oh, but according to this Iranian I spoke to, it exists. I can read it up "Everywhere". I haven't found this "Everywhere" yet, but it must be an amazing book judging by all the things written there.

 

[The Flash]

So you're part of the Anglo-Jewish conspiracy against the Turkish people and the sanctity of Islam?

I'm an atheist in Turkey, so of course I'm part of the conspiracy against Islam!

Spoiler

 

[Perun]

Amazon informs me that I just bought a CD with AutoRip, and they want me to download or listen to it using Amazon Cloud Player.

I just wanted to buy a CD...

 

[LooseCannon]

So..the Ninja Turtles trailer is out...and....fuck it.

 

[Black Wizard]

Be careful what you say The Flash or Maidenfans.com will be banned in Turkey.

 

[The Flash]

If Maidenfans does get banned in Turkey because of me, Maidenfans being banned in Turkey would be the least of my concerns.

 

[SixesAlltheway]

So..the Ninja Turtles trailer is out...and....fuck it.

Don't know what to think. Of course it's all very typical Michael Bay...Buuut I think I'll end up in the theater watching this come August anyways.

 

[Black Wizard]

This rat was trapped in a house in Stockholm:

 

[Moon Child]

So..the Ninja Turtles trailer is out...and....fuck it.

I had no plans to see it ever since I first heard about. Trailer has not changed my mind.

 

[Night Prowler]

Did you guys really expect something from it considering it's produced by Michael Bay? I'm just surprised there are no more explosions.

 

[LooseCannon]

The trailer is garbage. CGI crapfest. White Shredder. Megan Fox looks like a fucking mannequin. The Turtles look wrong, and what's wrong with their faces?

It's going to be utter shit, and Bay is going to punish the fans with it because his first script treatment was so badly panned.

 

[Crimson Idol]

I had no interest in it ever since I heard Megan Fox was in it

 

[The Flash]

In his meeting in Van today, our prime minister sounded like this due to aphonia:

Can't stop laughing at it ever since I heard it for the first time.

 

[Saapanael]

Fucking border asking toll and huge sales tax.

 

[LooseCannon]

Oh, customs? Did you get smoked importing something?

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

In his meeting in Van today, our prime minister sounded like this due to aphonia:

Can't stop laughing at it ever since I heard it for the first time.

Bloody hell

 

[Saapanael]

Oh, customs? Did you get smoked importing something?

The guitar I ordered has reached the border and the sons of guns are asking for 20% sales tax + 3,7% toll.