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I can go out with t-shirt and leather jacket. Definitely my favourite attire.
 
We're now at this time of year when the morning demands a warm jacket, gloves and a knit cap, whereas the afternoon only requires a thin sweater ... I like that. The feeling of walking home from work with the jacket under my arm, realizing it is spring :cool:

... the forecast for tomorrow says it will snow.
 
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch.
 
Travis The Dragon said:
Minnesota being Minnesota, we have a huge snowstorm coming just 1 day before the 1st day of spring.
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Today on my way to school, the temperature was in the 50's (Fahrenheit), toward the afternoon we got a short, but really big snowstorm. Then when I left school it was back in the 50's-60's again and the snow was mostly melted. Ridiculous weather :p
 
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