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[Black Wizard]

Television. I'll turn it on and hope it distracts the aliens.

Just hope that Independence Day is on TV again.

 

[Moon Child]

Or ET. That way they wouldn't get the idea of attacking us. Instead, they'll follow ET's example and be friendly and just want to phone home. That's all.

 

[Crimson Idol]

Signs would be good, implant in the alien minds that water is toxic.... or War of the Worlds, "Warning: Our air is full of ****!"

 

[Night Prowler]

I have a big armchair on my left, that I can't lift. I dunno how fucked I am, they might be friendly aliens

 

[Ariana]

This is just wrong. You can't be sure if they are friendly or not and by the time you find out, it may be too late. I say we strike first.

 

[Black Wizard]

Signs would be good, implant in the alien minds that water is toxic.... or War of the Worlds, "Warning: Our air is full of ****!"

I wonder what they'd think if the say Star Trek. That we're all racist bastards perhaps?

 

[Perun]

I agree. Shoot first, ask questions later.

 

[Black Wizard]

This is just wrong. You can't be sure if they are friendly or not and by the time you find out, it may be too late. I say we strike first.

 

[Moon Child]

They're seriously creepy looking and I don't trust creepy looking aliens....

 

[Perun]

 

[Black Wizard]

I don't get it.

 

[Perun]

You fail as a European.

 

[Saapanael]

I guess that would be my bed, I shall fight the aliens by the power of sleep! Then again, give it's me... I shall fight the aliens with the power of insomnia!

Moreover, how could you fall asleep with these guys around.

 

[Wästed The Great]

I agree. Shoot first, ask questions later.

Shoot first. Shoot second. Shoot a little more. Then, if anyone is left alive, ask some questions.

 

[Perun]

We're on the same page, I see.

 

[Wästed The Great]

Indeed.

Out my back door all I see is dormant grass, leafless trees and a little snow across the creek. Meh.

 

[Perun]

Out my back door all I see is (...) grass, (...) trees and a (...) creek. Meh.

 

[Wästed The Great]

Well, I want to see bright green grass, and trees full of leaves. And a sunny blue sky....

 

[Travis The Dragon]

Aliens makes me think of anal probes. Why did you make me think of that?!?!

 

[Moon Child]