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[Night Prowler]

I thought about it, but I don't own that thing and it costs more than two of those shelves.

 

[Perun]

Don't your local hardware stores rent them?

 

[Black Wizard]

@Black Wizard : Your doge picture has left me confused and infuriated.

such confusion
very irritated
so picture
wow

 

[Brigantium]

Oh dear

 

[Perun]

 

[Night Prowler]

Don't your local hardware stores rent them?

Never heard of renting stuff like that.

 

[Perun]

They'd be a terrible business if they weren't doing that.

 

[Forostar]

Harold Ramis, director of National Lampoon's Vacation, Groundhog Day, and Analyze This, but probably best known for playing Egon Spengler in the Ghostbusters movies, died today.

I has a sad.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/chi-harold-ramis-dead-20140224,0,2259309.story

I also remember him well from his lead role -also with Bill Murray!- in Stripes (1981).


RIP

 

[Crimson Idol]

Low tech alternative:

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Even lower tech. Bring down the wall!

 

[Saapanael]

You won't let a measly 2mm defeat you, will you, NP?

 

[Ariana]

I thought size didn't matter.

 

[Saapanael]

Hmm, Ariana, I thought you were the first to judge size . A certain Mr. Ulrich comes to mind...

 

[Ariana]

 

[Black Wizard]

Mr. Ulrich is a humungous cock though.

 

[Perun]

You know you're on an Iron Maiden forum when people use the words Lars, Ulrich, and cock in one sentence casually.

 

[Ariana]

And I'm sure I didn't say anything about his size. At least I wasn't the one to bring it up.

 

[Perun]

Bwahahahahaha.

Spoiler

"Bring it up".

 

[Brigantium]

I wonder who was?

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Man up, Wingman. Do those fuckin' dishes. Give them hell. On my command, fix bayonets!