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[Moon Child]

Grandpa nap?

 

[SixesAlltheway]

Yes? Just a quick 5 min on one side, 5 min on the other side #atthecouch

 

[Moon Child]

I just thought it was funny you called it a "grandpa nap".

 

[SixesAlltheway]

Well isn't it mostly old folks who take after dinner naps?

 

[Moon Child]

This is true! With the exception of some young people who do this.

 

[SixesAlltheway]

 

[Perun]

Hey, Moon Child?

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Thanks all As luck would have it, a flat has come up very close to my office. Nice location, although slightly expensive, although at least I wont pay for travel any more. I'm off to see it on Friday.

Forostar - I am the local press, I think the article might be classed as malicious!

Hope it works out so that you can get this other apartment then! And let there be hell to pay for this other wanker.

 

[Black Wizard]

There's a new girl on BBC Radio Scotland who reads the weather forecast called Storm Huntly. Really BBC Scotland, really?

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

There's a new girl on BBC Radio Scotland who reads the weather forecast called Storm Huntly. Really BBC Scotland, really?

That's almost like the Bond girl Pussy Galore.

 

[Brigantium]

^Except not as suggestive!

 

[Wästed The Great]

I love the bond girls names. Octopussy. Holly Goodhead. Xenia Onatopp. Plenty O'toole... hahahah!

 

[Brigantium]

And don't forget Dr Christmas Jones. Christmas always comes early, he said

 

[Black Wizard]

 

[Moon Child]

Hey, Moon Child?

Yes?

 

[Perun]

Yes?

Do you hear the mandrake scream?

 

[Moon Child]

Yes, yes I do. All the time.

 

[Perun]

Have you opened the seventh seal?

 

[Black Wizard]

Perun, who the hell do you think you are? The Bornless One?

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Can anyone here solve this? White to play first and checkmate in three moves.

I have nearly given it up. I can find checkmates in 4 moves, but not in three.