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[LooseCannon]

So give me a good guitar and you can say that my hair's a disgrace
Or give me an old car, I'll make the speed of light outta this place

 

[Perun]

Isn't it "open car"?

 

[LooseCannon]

Could be. Who gives a shit.

 

[Perun]

I do.

 

[Albie]

Today, our PM decides to go to Ed Milibands office to negotiate the Royal Charter. Hmm, the PM goes to the leader of the opposition. Really should be the other way round.

 

[Brigantium]

Could never get my head around metric politicians

 

[Moon Child]

Eww, its sleeting outside right now...

 

[Mosh]

ALL THIS TIME HONEY
Baby you've been had!

Only missed one page and a half? Come on guys, I expect it better out of you

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

The temperatures are going the wrong way for this time of year. Fortunately, as mentioned before, I happen to like winter.

 

[Moon Child]

Only missed one page and a half? Come on guys, I expect it better out of you

Well that's because Sixes and I weren't on at the same time.

 

[Travis The Dragon]

We have horrible winds with lots of blowing snow right now.

 

[DJ James]

So much hail where we are, good thing I don't own a car.

 

[Moon Child]

We're having some nasty winter weather right now too. Snow, sleet, freezing rain type of mix. Not fun to drive home in at night but at least I made it in one piece. I'm very thankful I got to leave work early tonight.

 

[Mosh]

So much hail where we are, good thing I don't own a car.

While it is nice to be free, I'm always worried 'bout hitting a tree

 

[Moon Child]

Oh gee.

 

[Mosh]

 

[Moon Child]

See, I kind of went along with your rhyme there.

 

[Mosh]

Yes! It was the perfect ending to a great poem.

 

[Moon Child]

It was very magical. I even teared a bit.

 

[Mosh]

It will forever be remembered as one of the great poems.

Maybe Maiden will even quote it on their next album