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[The Flash]

I'm possibly one of the most narcissistic people you can ever run into. Or so I thought, until I read that post.

What does that have to do with narcissism ? I'm just a weird person.

 

[Ariana]

Another morning in which I stay locked outside the office.
At least the petition worked, because temperatures are expected to reach 14 degrees Celsius today.

 

[Moon Child]

Another morning in which I stay locked outside the office.

They really must not want you to work!

 

[Ariana]

I haven't thought about that but you must be right.

 

[Moon Child]

But obviously their devious plan to keep you out doesn't seem to be working.

 

[Ariana]

No way! They can't get rid of me.

 

[Moon Child]

Where there's a will, there's a way!

 

[Ariana]

Are you on their side?

 

[Moon Child]

What? No! I meant for you. Maybe you need more coffee.

 

[Ariana]

Oh, okay.
You're right, I do need more coffee.

 

[Moon Child]

And I'm right again! 2 points for me.

 

[Ariana]

No need to be complacent.

 

[Moon Child]

Then don't tell me that I was right 2 times.

 

[Ariana]

I'll make sure I inform you as soon as I think you're wrong.

 

[Moon Child]

Then that might make us seem like a married couple. That wouldn't be right at all.

 

[Ariana]

Hahahaha! I spit coffee all over my computer screen. It's all your fault.

 

[Moon Child]

Oh my god! Did I really? !!!

 

[Ariana]

Yes, you did!

 

[Moon Child]

!!!! I mean...if I damaged your computer in anyway, I certainly apologize but other wise..... !!!!

 

[Moon Child]

Erm...I really didn't hurt your computer, did I?