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[Ariana]

A top hat? A monocle? She's a lady, I thought that was pretty obvious.

 

[Moon Child]

Ladies can wear top hats and monocles too. Geez!

 

[Ariana]

Well, I have never done that.

 

[Moon Child]

Well, neither have I but I'd imagine it would be fun! I've always wanted to wear them.

 

[Ariana]

Yeah, might be a nice change. Aren't you just tired of wearing things like this and looking like a walking wedding cake everyday?

 

[Moon Child]

Yeah! Screw that mess! Top hats and monocles all the way!

 

[Ariana]

Do I smell a revolution here?

 

[Moon Child]

Possibly?

 

[Ariana]

Gee, next thing you know, you'd be burning your bra.

 

[Moon Child]

That might not be a good idea. I need those! Screw that mess too!

 

[Ariana]

Me too. They cost a fortune, damned things.

 

[Moon Child]

Ugh, I know. And when you need some you just can't buy one even though you don't want to spend so much! They're like a death trap.

 

[Ariana]

Exactly! These things are a black hole for money. Even more than shoes.

 

[Moon Child]

Id say a majority of women items are like that.

 

[Perun]

Good morning, world!

 

[Ariana]

Morning, Dr Champollion. What happened to your Rosetta stone?

 

[Perun]

It's here, somewhere in a mess of books and sheets of paper. I wrote a bit of stuff last night, but figured that I am working with a couple of unproven assumptions. So I'm going to have to get myself another stack of six books today.

 

[Ariana]

Cool. Sounds like fun.

 

[Perun]

Yes. I can hardly contain myself from exploding in a blissful state of glee and happiness.

 

[Ariana]

It shows.