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Black Dragon said:
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*salivates insatiably*
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Yum!  :D
 
Now it's time to steer this fattened thread into a new direction. After viewing this video, it's interesting to see the potential for awesomeness this type of video can achieve. There's just one thing. Stop putting on rancid nu-death metal and put on some proper death metal. Maybe I'm asking too much from YouTube users since most of them shouldn't even be on the internet. The only video which has somewhat impressed me is this one. Now, before the children start retoring, "OMGIFJ00DONTLIKEITMAKE1J00RSELF" or OMGJ00HAVENOLIFE4WRITINGTHIS" , this only took 5 minutes to write, leaving 23 hours and 55 minutes for me. Not bad, eh? Bah, always comes down to the same two problems, though.....one, that the schools and daycare centers aren't assigning enough homework, and two, that far too many humans are continuing to breed. Oh dear, this post is becoming a deformed monstrosity. Time to put him down. There. Done and done.
 
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I was just messing around a little. No, they don't castrate the boys. They don't need to, their voices are high enoug already. When their voices break they either go into a man's choir or they quit. That simple.
 
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Natalie said:
When their voices break they either go into a man's choir or they quit.
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What do they do as their voice is breaking - during the "transition"? :huh:
 
I've heard that Sponge Bob cartoons are very funny if you're stoned.

Unfortunately, they didn't invent Sponge Bob until long after I quit smoking weed, so I can't verify this.

Someone, please get wasted and watch Sponge Bob. It's for science! :innocent:
 
You know what has just occurred to me? It would be better if we would start threads like the soundtrack of our lives in this thread so that it helps us reach our goal. Just a thought and yet another reply.  :yey:
 
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Argh! Took my last word did you? It lasted 4 days! May the wrath of H come down upon you!  :mad:
 
Very well then. A variation on Black Dragon's idea. Choose one of your favorite movies and make your own soundtrack.
I'll do The Matrix:

Trinity runs from Agents: ZZ Top, "Apologies To Pearly"
'Follow the white rabbit': King's X, "In The New Age"
Neo meets Trinity: Elton John, "Philadelphia Freedom"
Neo get arrested at work: Justin Timberlake, "Like I Love You"
The Agents bug Neo: Yes, "On The Silent Wings Of Freedom"
Trinity debugs Neo: Hall & Oates, "Soldering"
Neo takes the red pill: Soundgarden, "Get On The Snake"
Neo wakes up in the real world: Bruce Dickinson, "Tattooed Millionaire"
Neo learns kung fu, fights Morpheus: Symphony X, "Into The Dementia"
Neo goes to see the Oracle: Hootie And The Blowfish, "Only Wanna Be With You"
Morpheus is captured: Samantha Fox, "Naughty Girls Need Love Too"
Neo rescues Morpheus: Tim McGraw, "Please Remember Me"
Neo fights Agent Smith: Aerosmith, "Fly Away From Here" (this would have been better for the last scene)
Neo flys away: Ludwig van Beethoven, Piano Sonata No. 1 in F Minor, IV: Prestissimo

Now whoever goes next does another famous movie. :bigsmile:
 
Apocalypse Now:

Opening: Montage of jungle being destroyed/Willard in his hotel room: Mass Extinction - Bound in Flesh
Willard recieving his orders in Vietnam: Therion - Kali Yuga (Part 2)
Willard meeting the members of his PBR: Iron Maiden - Montsegur
The 'Flight of the Valkyries' incident: In Flames - Gyroscope (Damnit, where's Wagner when you need him!)
Stopping at the 'Playboy' station: Opeth - The Drapery Falls
Arrival at the French Plantation: In Flames - The New Word
Chief is killed; Willard and Chef reach Kurtz's camp: Iron Maiden - Look For The Truth
Willard is introduced to Kurtz: Iron Maiden - 2 Minutes To Midnight
Willard kills Kurtz: Demilich - Name Not Known
Willard pilots the boat away: Iron Maiden - Sanctuary
 
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