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[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Eins, hier kommt die Sonne!

To, her kommer sola.

 

[Perun]

Drei: Sie ist der hellste Stern von allen!

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Cuatro, aquí viene el sol

 

[Perun]

Panj, khorshid bar miayad

 

[Ariana]

Du Riechst So Gut is my favourite, followed by Ich Tu Dir Weh.

 

[Perun]

I'm quite fond of Reise, Reise.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Due, ecco che arriva il sole

And I have a liking for Sonne, Mein Herz Brennt and Bestrafe Mich.

 

[Ariana]

Mein Herz Brennt

That plus Mutter.

 

[Perun]

Alright, let's do this properly.

Yek, do, se, chahar, panj, shesh, haft, hasht, noh... ist!

Harkas montazer-e noor and
Natirsid! Natirsid!
Dar chashmha-ye man hava aftabi ast
Emshab engheraz nemikonad
Va donya boland be dah hesab mikonad

Yek, aftab bar miyayad
Do, aftab bar miayad
Se, setareh-ye rooshantarin ast
Chahar, aftab bar miayad

Dar dastha-ye man hava aftabi ast
Mitavanad besuzad, anha koor konad
Agar az moshtha bekeshad
Dagh be roo-ye man gharar darad
Emshab engheraz nemikonad
Va donya boland be dah hesab mikonad

Yek, aftab bar miyayad
Do, aftab bar miayad
Se, setareh-ye rooshantarin ast
Chahar, aftab bar miayad
Panj, aftab bar miayad
Shesh, aftab bar miayad
Haft, setareh-ye rooshantarin ast
Hasht, no, aftab bar miayad

 

[Perun]

That plus Mutter.

Mutter is quite beautiful, even though very twisted, lyrically.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Is the language Persian?

 

[Perun]

Of course. I'd translate it into German, but that's kind of pointless.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Of course? I don't know enough Persian to tell, and for all I know you could know more languages from the region

 

[Perun]

In case you want to memorise the numbers one to ten, just keep in mind that ist! does not mean "ten", but "stop!". Ten is dah.

 

[Ariana]

Mutter is quite beautiful, even though very twisted, lyrically.

I know.

 

[Forostar]

You shouldn't worry too much about it. We can only think you are:
a) tired,
b) absent-minded, or
c) dumb

Hahaha this is getting too funny!

 

[Perun]

I know.

Well, that's Rammstein for you.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

When it comes to heavy metal musicians with twisted minds, I think Rammstein are competing in a high division

 

[Ariana]

The lyrics to Rammstein are also very powerful.

 

[Perun]

What's really weird is that in the middle of it all, there are some really cheesy love songs.