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Stardate 1122006.
The Admirals Log.

We are currently observing the Yaxians every move. We will crush them!
 
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Stardate 1122006.
The Captains log.

We will welcome the Natalan's futile attempts. I will personally lead the away team, and I leave it to the Silkians to maintain control of the situation in the space.
 
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Stardate 1122006.
The Admirals Log.

The lawsuit case is dropped. We still are eager to ensla... Free the people of Natala.
 
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Stardate 1122006.
Admirals Log.

We have noticed that the leader of the Yaxians, Yax, has been promoted to Admiral. We are still eager to crush the insolent Yaxians.
 
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Stardate 1122006.
The Admirals Log.

We have begun our siege. We will soon crush all who oppose us.
 
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Stardate 1122006
The Dictator's Log.

Attack is the best kind of defense. We will not let a little siege bring this mighty planet down! Long live ME!
 
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Stardate 1122006.
The Admirals Log.

We have engaged the Natalan's. Their attack on our flagship failed, and we soon have their fleet crushed.
 
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Stardate 1122006.
Dictator's Log.

We retaliate by bringing out our secret weapon. The Almighty H!
 
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Stardate 1122006.
The Admirals Log.

H is no match for the power of our God, Murray. He plays with his teeth until all Natalan's just cannot resist to join us. God speed.
 
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Stardate 1122006.
Dictator's Log.

The H conquers. As always. The Yaxians have been banished to the Delta-Quadrant. Time to repair damage and begin celebrations. Good night all.
 
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Stardate 1122006.
The Admirals Log.

The Natalan's celebrates in vain. We have hidden 10000000 vessels and battleships just a couple of lightyears away from the planet of Natala. They will be taken by suprise, just as planned.
 
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Don't you two find it slightly strange that, in the midst of a battle, you have time to rigorously note down every single manoeuver in the Ship's Log?  Picard would never have given a blow-by-blow account, that's for sure!

http://picardloveslove.ytmnd.com/
 
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Stardate 2122006.
The Admirals Log.

Betrayal. We have been betrayed by the Silkians. They have taken on a neutral stance. May Murray bless their souls, because I will make them perish!
 
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Stardate 2122007.6

The Raven has been retrofitted with the new experimental cloaking device, and particle beam cannons.  We know this region of space like the back of our hands.  Let the Yaxerprise think they can best us.  We will not surrender.
 
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Stardate... anytime
Monsignor Shadow's log

The Yaxians and Natalan and the Raven still think they can claim domination. Let them think so, it does not affect our purposes. Do you think that it is you who make your shadow move? You are deluded. Your Shadow moves you, and we rule the universe.
 
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Stardate 2122007.9

A large space anomaly has been spotted approximately 5 parsecs from the planet Natala.  It evades all sensor probes and is moving towards the battlefield at more than 5,000,000 kilometres per second. Whether it is an intelligent life-form, some bizaare alien technology or a natural phenomena is unclear. We are currently attempting to contact both the Yaxians and the surface of Natala in order to consult their leaders on this new threat. Failing that, we will have to flee and hope that the 'Shadow' does not make further incursions closer to Ravenus Prime.
 
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Stardate 2122006.6
The Admirals Log.

The Raven and the Yaxerprise have engaged this new threat. The Shadow is now destroyed and we will rule the galaxy without further problems.
 
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Damnit, why can't we do this in the 100,000 replies thread?  It's a much better use of our time!
 
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Actually, when I was doing this last night I thought I was on the 100,000 replies topic. Well, too late now.

Stardate 2122006
The Admirals Log.

We observed the Shadow. We saw it vanquished. Now we bear gifts of peace to the people of Ravenus Prime and to the Yaxians for having defeated a force too great for our technology (especially since our photon cannon was disabled by the Yaxians :mad:).
 
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