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Re: The Last Word

Natalie said:
Stardate 1122006.

Natalie reclaims the Last Word.

Stardate 1122006.
The Captains log.

The Yaxerprise has been severly damaged after interception with the people of the planet Natala. We hope for a peaceful solution where we, the Yaxians gets to claim The Last Word.

I might add, that the Yaxerprise has the Last Word now. 
 
For a human, nothing.

For a robot - it seems like an unfair limitation. But it's necessary to limit robots who already have the powers of human brains and metal teeth.
 
Re: The Last Word

Stardate 1122006
The Admirals Log.

We have entered into talks with the Captain of the Yaxians, Yax. We are proposing two alternatives. Either the Yaxians return the Last Word to the Planet Natala, or we enter into an intergalactic battle of immense proportions. What the Yaxians do not know is that we are in possesion of the infamous photon cannon, generously made available to us by an individual known as 'The Doctor'. As of now, we have the Last Word.
 
Re: The Last Word

Stardate 1122006.
The Captains log.

We have managed to sabotage the Natalans photon cannon. We have left the Natalan's with one option. If they do not surrender, we will destroy the planet with poisoned pies.
 
Re: The Last Word

Stardate 1122006
The Admirals Log.

The Doctor has provided us, the Natalans, with an antidote to the poison contained in the Yaxians dreaded poison pies. Let the Yaxians come!
 
Re: The Last Word

Stardate 1122006.
The Captains log.

We now have no other choice. We have to use the blueberry pies, to which there are no andidote.
 
Re: The Last Word

Natalie said:
Stardate 1122006
The Admirals Log.

The Doctor has provided us, the Natalans, with an antidote to the poison contained in the Yaxians dreaded poison pies. Let the Yaxians come!

Now that's just plain stupid! Everyone knows that if Doctor Who ventured into Gene's world, his head would explode from the superior special effects!
 
Re: The Last Word

Yax said:
Stardate 1122006.
The Captains log.

We now have no other choice. We have to sue the blueberry pies, to which there are no andidote.

Stardate 1122006.
The Admirals Log.

Reports have reached us that the Yaxians have sued their own blueberry pies. Although we are puzzled as to why the Yaxians would file a law suit against their own secret weapon, we accept this course of action and await the outcome of the trial before continuing our military campaign.
 
Re: The Last Word

Stardate 1122006.
The Captains log.

We are now Allies with the Silkians. together we can win this war and make the Natalan's slav... Errh I mean part of the Federaton. We have built a barrier to shield ourself from the pityfull attempts to mock the great Federation.
 
Re: The Last Word

Stardate 1122006.
The Admirals Log.

We await the outcome of the lawsuit. The Federation...what Federation? I AM THE FEDERATION!
 
Re: The Last Word

Stardate 1122006.
The Captains log.

The Natalan's are becoming more and more hungry for power. Something needs to be done now!
 
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