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[Ariana]

We can always fit more than one place in our schedule.

 

[Mosh]

Maybe take over an entire city and rename it Maiden Land.

..complete with a statue of Adrian Smith

 

[Moon Child]

That is the best idea ever!

 

[Ariana]

Oh, what a brilliant idea! I mean, yeah, why not.

 

[Mosh]

Can't think of anyone 'round here who wouldn't be on board with that

 

[Ariana]

Alright. I know my sword was somewhere around here....

 

[Travis The Dragon]

Maybe take over an entire city and rename it Maiden Land.

..complete with a statue of Adrian Smith

We could have robot Eddies walking around all over the place.

 

[Moon Child]

Alright. I know my sword was somewhere around here....

I have multiple swords sitting here at home...I could lend you one if you can't find yours!

 

[Mosh]

Let me just grab my axe.

 

[Ariana]

Thanks, I've found it already. But you might lend one to somebody else in case they've made the terrible mistake of living without owning a sword.

 

[Moon Child]

This is starting to sound like Lord of the Rings. We just need someone to say that they'll grab their bow. Then it would be like this:

 

[Ariana]

A bow, anyone?

 

[Moon Child]

I wouldn't be caught dead with one...not unless I wanted to be a pansy elf and I really don't want to be.

 

[Ariana]

I'd rather be an elf than a dwarf.

 

[Moon Child]

Well....given the choice, I'd probably pick elf too but in no way would I be a pansy one!

 

[Mosh]

What about Buddy the Elf?

 

[Moon Child]

!
I just imagined him running around with a bow...and not good results coming of it.

 

[Ariana]

He just needs a bit of proper training. And a new outfit.

 

[The Flash]

Thanks for the advices Per, but it doesn't make much of a point since everything you've posted are what I intend to do, but can't at the moment. (except for the hobby bit, I have my hobbies) Maybe I'm just exaggerating. And I do consider your statements about me guys, I've always done and always will. The reason why I told "the girl" my feelings is that you told me to do so, remember ?

Don't ever post this sort of information here again.

I'm not sure what I wrote was wrong, a case of misunderstanding perhaps ?

Edit : Oh, I see. You thought I talked about masturbation ? Well I didn't. What I meant by performing self-massage was the actual massage, I even perform massages on myself at school because of the pain for fuck's sake, it's embarrasing. (hence the back/waist part, I have scoliosis and a skewed waist) The reason why consider it "too much" is that I focus on my pain too much, a big cause of stress for me.

 

[Wästed The Great]

I dunno what you like to read, but if you enjoy sci-fi at all, go to www.baen.com and take a look at their free library. They have some awesome books there that you can download and read for free RIGHT NOW! I'd recommend some of the books by David Weber, both the Honor Harrington series and the Prince Roger (Empire of Man) series are great! Honor is huge, probably 15 books, the Prince Roger one is only 4 books. I think they have the first two of each on there. If you like Alt history, try out 1812 by Eric Flint, it's a great story of what would have happened if one small thing was changed.

My best recommendation is to not do everything, but find one thing you can do RIGHT NOW! You know what I mean? It's easy to find stuff you can't do, but you can find something. One thing at a time!