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Re: The Last Word

Serratia said:
Back on topic, lads:

The last word is 'Goodbye'.
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If you're Joseph of Arimathea, the last word is
'Aaaaaaarrrrggh.'
'He must have died whilst carving it...'
'Don't be stupid, if he'd died whilst carving it, he wouldn't have bothered to carve 'Aaaargh', he'd have just said it!'
'Suppose he was dictating it?'
:D
 
I think they are transformers... not bastards. Could a transformer be a bastard? I mean... he does not get recognized by the engineer that brought him to life? Now there is an interesting thought... chew it over and then spit it out when the flavor is gone.
 
Re: The Last Word

Onhell said:
360... 'tis all

Can't believe it's made it this far hehe
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And the 100,000 replies thread is being neglected...don't you want to complete the ultimate task in the world of madness?! :down:
 
Re: The Last Word

hmm, it shows the last post on that thread is done by.. oh yeah ME! Thus I'm doing my part in keeping the madness alive and well. 362
 
Transformers weren't built by engineers, they were build by your ordinary, every day Quintessans as slaves, but they revloted against their cruel heartless masters, when the Transformers had developed feelings. It is never really shown how Transformers are created, aside from the very first ones on an assembly line, but these were just mindless slaves. It is interesting to note however, that there are male and female Transformers, for example, Optimus Prime's counterpart female Autobot is Elita One. :smartarse:
 
Well as they technically have no parents, I would say that they are undefinable, as a bastard is an ilegitimate child, but seeing as there are no conventional "parents" involved, they are not really born, so therefore not classified as bastards.
 
Hunlord said:
Well as they technically have no parents, I would say that they are undefinable, as a bastard is an ilegitimate child, but seeing as there are no conventional "parents" involved, they are not really born, so therefore not classified as bastards.
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Well, suppose one was built out of the wreckage of two others?  Surely, since parts from both Transformers are going into this 'Bot, he/she will be a 'bastard' of those two 'parents'? :D
 
Raven said:
Well, suppose one was built out of the wreckage of two others?  Surely, since parts from both Transformers are going into this 'Bot, he/she will be a 'bastard' of those two 'parents'? :D
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You're just making stuff up here to piss me off. Each Transformer has its own specific components, no two are alike, so it would be very hard to make a body that would function, as they parts would obviously be damaged. So the situation is not possible basically. In theory, bodies could be built, but they would be lifeless and have no personality, a computer such as Vector Sigma is required to give personality, such as in the case of the Aerialbots and the Stunticons.
 
Hunlord said:
You're just making stuff up here to piss me off. Each Transformer has its own specific components, no two are alike, so it would be very hard to make a body that would function, as they parts would obviously be damaged. So the situation is not possible basically. In theory, bodies could be built, but they would be lifeless and have no personality, a computer such as Vector Sigma is required to give personality, such as in the case of the Aerialbots and the Stunticons.
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If each Transformer has specific components, then it is a great coincidence that Wheeljack had just the right component in his warehouse on Cybertron to save Optimus Prime after he had his shit kicked in by the Seekers.  This would point to some general components being transferable between 'Bots, and so doesn't make my theory that ridiculous.  So there. :innocent:
 
I never said that they had individual components, I said that they had specific components. Seeing as Wheeljack was the Autobots repair man, it is quite understandable that he created spare parts, in case some got damaged beyond repair. These components aren't shared though, being the reason that the Autobots had to travel to Cybertron to get one. Think about it, if the Autobots could share parts so easily, what prevented any other Autobot from donating a part?
 
The fact that the Autobots are dumb fucks, and that that would make a very boring episode:

'Good God!  Optimus Prime is near death!  We must risk a suicide mission back to Cybertron through the Decepticon's space bridge to get a replacement part!'

blah blah

'...Uhh, guys, would this have done instead *pulls spare part out of chest*' :D
 
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