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Onhell said:
Holy crap! 60,000 pounds in repairs? What is it? Atomic shit? Is he eating Mexican food gone bad or worse... BRITISH food gone bad?
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No. Certainly not! It's simply regular Marmite...
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This substance has very strange properties indeed. It's illegal everywhere in Europe apart from Great Britain. In France we call it FOMD*. Beware. :smartarse:








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*Food Of Mass Destruction
 
All these knockers of the delicious spread known as Marmite - Shame on you. Look what it does to our kids though:
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national acrobat said:
I've never tried it on children though....
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If you were to do that,  you'd turn the poor kid to an English kid and needless to say that it's a crime. Everybody in Europe (exception of Great Britain) will tell it to you. :D
 
Don't knock marmite-the only spread officialy endorsed by Osiris, Odin and Hjimsnarg (God prefers 'I can't believe it's not butter')
 
Raven said:
(God prefers 'I can't believe it's not butter')
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I heard he argues with Jesus over Frozen Yogurt and they don't even talk to the Holy Ghost anymore cause he went Vegan.
 
I wouldn't take advice about food from God. This is the same deity who told the Jews they couldn't eat bacon. What a shame. Bacon is gooooood.

Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eatin' nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own feces.
Vincent: How about a dog? Dog eats its own feces.
Jules: I don't eat dog either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' motherfuckin' pig.
 
Re: The Last Word

Enough, your reign of the Last Word must end Onhell! :ninja:

Behold, a new last word:

Carrot.
 
Re: The Last Word

WHAT!? No way! Maybe if you came up witha better last word than "carrot" I wouldn't be so outrageously outraged!

Personally I like:

Turnip
 
Re: The Last Word

Onhell said:
WHAT!? No way! Maybe if you came up witha better last word than "carrot" I wouldn't be so outrageously outraged!

Personally I like:

Turnip
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What better vegetable is there than carrot? Its yummy and orange.

Better version:

Bouncy Turnip
 
We apologize for the error in the last edition, in which we stated that 'Mr. Fred Nicolme is a Defective in the Police Force'. This was a typographical error. We meant of course that Mr Nicolme is a Detective in the Police Farce.
 
Now that's what I call good advertising

Of course, the Health & Safety police today wouldn't allow this ad to be screened-it could encourage children to balance on cans of Coke, possibly falling off and causing themselves damage! :o


Edit: vital spelling correction by Mr. DICKtionary. It's balance, not balane. Now carry on.
 
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