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Indeed. Can't change the affects....but....

Sure makes life easier at times tho to not have memory! Like, every day.

Did he set a cannon Loose in the copier room?
 
Wästed The Great said:
Loosey, hope all goes well.

Same here, whatever happened. Maybe some people can assist you here.

(I have a feeling that you sent an e-mail to the wrong person (mail address)?)
 
I got some ex-KGB folks that can kidnap your boss' daughter, if you wish.
 
LooseCannon said:
For instance, I could erase the colossal fuckup I made on Saturday that might get me fired from my memory, but it won't stop me from possibly getting fired tomorrow.

Oh crap, I hope everything works out well for you.
 
Ooohhh.... I sometimes enjoy those situations. The wrong ending can suck, but sometimes the "fuck it, it is what it is" can be an ok feeling.
 
I am currently renewing my absolute love for Metallica's One. What an effing awesome song that is.
 
Phobos-Grunt is stuck alive in orbit, autonomous control is working. It just won't start.
In a nutshell, it's completely controlled by on-board computers. It's not yet known if the malfunction is software-based bug or real hardware fault.

The huge ground transcievers were configured for interplanetary communications and now it's first an issue of reconfiguring them for low orbit link. After data link is established, Russians are going to try to override computer control of several systems and fire up the thing manually. Eg. hack into their own box. There are a lot of unknowns and things aren't looking good, but there's still chance that this mission can be salvaged. Spacecraft will have enough power to maintain orbit for quite some time (well into 2012), but it's only a week until launch window closes. After that, the distance and relative positioning of Mars will be unfavourable. Unfavourable meaning no chance of getting there.

For the less informed, Phobos-Grunt is a 13 ton heavy spacecraft that will (hopefully!) visit Mars' moon Phobos and return samples of it's soil to Earth.
It was built by Lavockhin and operated by Roscosmos, with additional modules from China, Bulgaria, Finland and California's Planetary Society, unrelated to it's mission (eg. each having a task of its own, using Phobos-Grunt as a taxi).

In the shadow of self-proclaimed Phobos mission failure by the general media, Soyuz-TMA has been launched from Baikonur under a fucking snowstorm, to deliver three-man crew to International Space Station. Apart from general turmoil within Rocosmos' head management and launch halt of Soyuz carriers due to recent Progress cargo ship launch failure, Soyuz is operating in routine mode. What really bugs me is we, the human kind, seem to have problems with any interplanetary mission that isn't a one-way trip. Meaning a real spacecraft with real engines, not lightweight probes that run on inertia.

The future looks awfully far.
 
I read that. It makes me sad. The lack of a heavy-lift vehicle means that we cannot recover the craft to try again, nor can we do a "Hubble" and send a crew to fix any problems.

This is what the post-Shuttle era is going to be.
 
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