Maybe so, but now I'll go off on a tangent and list a few characters that a metal bulletin board can't be complete without.
The Br00t- He's lean, he's mean, he's also thirteen. This character, known for his juvenile antics and infinitesimal vocabulary (generally limited "fuckin' BRUTAL, man" and "shut up, fag") just can't get enough blastbeats. He posts only in topics on the following subjects: Disgorge, Disgorge, Devourment, splatter films, porn and "There are two Disgorges, fag!" He'd just be mildly annoying if he weren't doing the world the incredible disservice of single-handedly keeping Unique Leader in business.
The Feminazi- Apparently this little lady missed the memo the Dark Lord sent out concerning the acceptability of boorish masculinity in HIS music department, because she's running around like a headless chicken decrying everything she deems "offensive" or "insensitive" (which pretty much covers any comment about women likely to appear on a metal board). Would someone please give her directions to the kitchen?
The Gothenburg Chamber of Commerce Rep- He's the prophet of "melodic death metal" and he's here to save you from good music. Take care, if you point out that most of what he's pushing is watered down pap, he'll trot out highly innovative pejoratives like "elitist" and "well aren't you tr00".
The Ultimate Black Metal Warrior- Sure he's got great taste and his heart is in the right place, but let's face it, he's a fucking asshole. I mean c'mon, "geigh" is not sufficient to be a response to any topic.
Pisstake Plato- He's insightful, he's eloquent, and he'll tear you a new asshole (at great length) at the drop of a hat. Love him or hate him, you've got to respect him.
The Manowarrior- Straights and smart folks, leave the hall! Here comes the Manowarrior, and he's declared war on heterosexualit…er, I mean, false metal!
Okay, that had no relevance to the previous post whatsoever. Anyways, *jumps out the window*
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