LEGACY OF THE BEAST 2019

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I was laying in bed with my girlfriend last night as she was drifting off to sleep. And then I went "oooh, did I tell you about the Iron maiden video i watched today?" "mmmm...huuuh??" "Yea! bruce took his clothes off and threw them into the crowd" "weird.....wait...what would you do?" "me? I'd wash his pants and then wear them everywhere!" "you'd touch things his weener touched?" "I'd touch ALL THE THINGS his weener touched!" "babe I gotta go to sleep" "g'nite". And then I just stared at the ceiling listening to her drift off to sleep, dreaming about getting into Bruce's pants. Nothing sexual.
 
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