Let me explain how this went down:
Perun: Ooooh fuck, mate, it's Lauren Harris!
Nush: She's giving me bloke a woody just bein' in the same bar!
Perun: My dictator's getting ready to do a salute!
Nush: Damn, I gotta get a beer!
Perun: while moving over towards Lauren Harris Daaamn, I'm going to pop me buttons if I'm not careful.
Lauren: Uh. Hey.
Perun: H...h-h-h-h-h-i!
Lauren: Uh...you want a picture?
Perun: Yeah! Bollocks! Hell yes! Perun gets in for the picture...but...
Lauren: Hey, don't you need a camera?
Perun: Fuck! Yeah! Damn, you're smart too! Nush! NUSH!!! FUCK NUSH! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU! CHRIST! FUUUUUCK!!! I GOT FUCKING LAUREN HARRIS WANTS A COCKING PICTURE WITH ME YOU DAMN BRIT! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!
Nush: comes over with camera Alright mate! Here we go! click!
Lauren: somewhat uncomfortably What's poking me?
Nush: Can I have a picture?
Lauren: ...no.
Note: The above is a satire and not meant in any way to suggest that either Perun or Nush creeped Lauren out. So don't delete your account over it.
ALBIE!
1. Was this person born on or after Jan 1, 1000 AD?