Guess the altered Iron Maiden songtitle

[Magnus]

Crime Of The Plant-Based Manicure

Of and The are correct.

 

[Magnus]

^Not that many titles have both actually.
Consider this as extra clue #2a'.

 

[MindRuler]

The Mime Of The Patient Gardener

 

[Magnus]

The Mime Of The Patient Gardener

Not at all.

 

[Magnus]

^ But closer, in a way.

 

[Jer]

Since someone hasn’t posted another clue yet, I’m going to post another guess:

The Homeliness Of The Lederhosen-Wearing Gardener

 

[Magnus]

Since someone hasn’t posted another clue yet, I’m going to post another guess:

The Homeliness Of The Lederhosen-Wearing Gardener

I thought it took at least three wrong guesses before I could post another clue.
Anyway, keep the pace, your mind is getting clearer.

 

[Jer]

I thought it took at least three wrong guesses before I could post another clue.

3+ wrong guesses or 18+ hours since the last clue, if we’re following the main song guessing game rules.

 

[MindRuler]

The Homeliness Of The Lederhosen-Wearing Gardener

Sounds like some cheap obscure adult movie.

 

[Magnus]

3+ wrong guesses or 18+ hours since the last clue, if we’re following the main song guessing game rules.

Oh ok then.

Extra clue #3: The original song was correctly identified by @Jer above.

I'll take any answer that correctly guesses the first and the last noun in the altered title.

 

[TheMercenary]

The Homelessness Of The Long-Shaped Secateur ?

 

[Jer]

The Growing Mess Of The Lawn Service Worker

 

[Magnus]

No to both but you're almost half way there.
Busy day tomorrow, and I don't really want to be reprimanded by @Jer again, so here's the next clue.

Picture clue:

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Extra clue #1: Most words in the title are altered.
Extra clue #1a: There are more than 4 words in the title.
Extra clue #2: Song was played live in the 80s.
Extra clue #2a: With Brucie.
Extra clue #3: The original song was correctly identified by @Jer above.
Extra clue #4: The last word in the altered title can designate both a thing and a person.


Wrong Guesses: Man On The Hedge, The Neighbour and His Secateur, The Hedge Of Sharpness, Hedge’n Can’t Wait, Greatest Cut Of Thousand Hedges, Don´t Cut Through The Hedge ´Cos It´s Danger, any other future guess involving the word "hedge", Crime Of The Plant-Based Manicure, The Mime Of The Patient Gardener, The Homeliness Of The Lederhosen-Wearing Gardener, The Homelessness Of The Long-Shaped Secateur, The Growing Mess Of The Lawn Service Worker

 

[Jer]

The Comeliness Of The Old Male Plant Cutter

 

[Magnus]

The Comeliness Of The Old Male Plant Cutter

No, I'm sorry to say.
No plant cutters,
and no [pretty obvious anagram of the above, involving platters], either, excuse my French.
No idea if the 18+ hours rule applies when board goes down, despite the pretty obvious connection between "going down" and "18+", so here comes
Extra clue #5: The last word in the altered title differs from the original one in a single letter.

 

[Magnus]

With the forum going Schrödinger these days, here we go, just in case:
Extra clue #5a: That word is a synonym for plant cutter indeed.
Extra clue #6: The first noun in the altered title has the same initial letter as the original one but is longer.

 

[MindRuler]

The Ludicrousness Of The Long Distinctive Pruner

 

[Magnus]

The Ludicrousness Of The Long Distinctive Pruner

Pruner is correct, the rest (apart from The Of The) isn't.

 

[Jer]

The LGBT-ness Of The Non-Cisgenned Pruner

 

[TheMercenary]

The Loneliness Of The Long-Distance Cutter ?