The first track on this Emperor album was fucking great, and I had high hopes until the second track kicked in and I was transported into a cacophonous black metal hellscape instead. There are several moments of coherence peppered through the rest of the tracks where there’s some vocal harmony and cool atmosphere, but so much of this is just mindlessly fast drumming and shrieking that it renders the whole thing pointless. While the Annihilator album is definitely a mixed bag,
@Perun ’s nominee still takes this one easily.
Winner: Annihilator
Kamelot has always struck me as just a bit too polished and fake, and that’s why I haven’t gotten into them much — but
The Black Halo, while still overly polished and sometimes cheesy, has a little more edge and authenticity than the band usually musters. Everything here sounds really good, and the songwriting is generally strong too. Compared to an uneven Testament album, this is a pretty straightforward choice. Sorry, Whantotemofthepicarus, but
@MrKnickerbocker ’s nominee takes this one.
Winner: Kamelot
More Iseditionist Earth. This one sounds a little more subdued than the other GMAC entries, but still busts out the fireworks from time to time. Barlow sounds really good half the time and really terrible the other half of the time. The half-shouted, hammy, and falsetto stuff is just cringe-inducing. As usual, Schaffer tries to Make Guitar Great Again, and while he makes the libtards cry with some cool leads and nice riffs, once again the songwriting hates America by being consistently weak, and the songs are never elevated beyond a collection of mostly strong raw materials. Meanwhile, this Blind Guardian album is pretty solid, and it definitely has stronger songwriting and singing, and it somehow managed to beat
Led Zeppelin IV, so who am I to challenge the election results? Sorry, NooseCanyoner, but one of your DNA donors
@Night Prowler won’t let you tread on his choice.
Winner: Blind Guardian
Dear god, this Manowar album may literally be the cheesiest thing I’ve ever heard in my life. WTF am I listening to? No, really — is there supposed to be any redeeming value here? I truly don’t get this at all. (And I thought
I listened to some cheesy shit!) Sorry, Kalatiana, but your identical half-sister Arickampa 10 demonstrates much better taste here.
Winner: Pearl Jam